August 20, 2017 Man Ghosted by Dating Sim Man Ghosted by Dating Sim TOLEDO, Ohio — A lovelorn man was surprised to see that he had been “ghosted” by Love Bubble Yeah!—a dating sim he had been playing…
August 19, 2017 One Dead, One Missing in Game Boy Battery Compartment One Dead, One Missing in Game Boy Battery Compartment ATLANTA — Local college student Gina Morris came upon a terrible atrocity inside her Game Boy Color this morning, where an innocent AA battery was…
August 18, 2017 SEGA Refuses to Reveal Which Body Part Sonic Puts the Rings In SEGA Refuses to Reveal Which Body Part Sonic Puts the Rings In Despite decades of questioning, SEGA, the producers of the Sonic franchise, have reiterated that they will not answer one of gaming’s greatest questions: Where does…
August 17, 2017 Video Game Player with Infinite Possibilities Creates Character That Looks Like Self Video Game Player with Infinite Possibilities Creates Character That Looks Like Self TUCSON, Ariz. — Avid gamer Mark Spears utilized a video game character creation tool with millions of possibilities, including hundreds of different fantasy species, to…
August 16, 2017 Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game to Be Adapted into Film Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game to Be Adapted into Film LOS ANGELES — Paramount Pictures has announced the latest summer tentpole film to be based on a video game, 1995’s overlooked Street Fighter: The Movie:…
August 15, 2017 Bethesda Apologizes for Extremely Insensitive Wolfenstein ARG in Charlottesville Bethesda Apologizes for Extremely Insensitive Wolfenstein ARG in Charlottesville ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks, makers of the alternate reality Nazi-fighting game series Wolfenstein, has apologized for a recent augmented reality game tie-in. “Holy shit,…
August 15, 2017 New America’s Army Drone Warfare Expansion Features Suspiciously Lifelike Graphics New America’s Army Drone Warfare Expansion Features Suspiciously Lifelike Graphics SAN DIEGO, Cali. — Aerial Domination, the new drone-themed expansion pack for the Army-sponsored military shooter America’s Army, has earned acclaim for its bleeding-edge graphics,…
August 14, 2017 Hard Drive is Looking for Talented Video Game Journalists Hard Drive is Looking for Talented Video Game Journalists Good news, gamers! Hard Drive is looking for talented writers to join our elite staff of video game diehards, pop culture junkies, and comic book…
August 14, 2017 San Andreas Man Convicted of 126,000 Counts of Murder San Andreas Man Convicted of 126,000 Counts of Murder LOS SANTOS, S.A. — Carl “CJ” Johnson, who is being tried for killing 126,000 civilians in a single afternoon last year, has been found guilty…
