January 22, 2021 Sony and Criterion Announce Team Up to Release Entire Collection on PSP UMDs Sony and Criterion Announce Team Up to Release Entire Collection on PSP UMDs NEW YORK — In a special broadcast from the Criterion Closet, Sony Interactive Entertainment CEO and President Jim Ryan announced a collaboration between the two…
January 22, 2021 Oh No: They Removed Donald Trump From Home Alone 2 But Accidentally Replaced Him With Pol Pot Oh No: They Removed Donald Trump From Home Alone 2 But Accidentally Replaced Him With Pol Pot Alright so we have some very good news and some very bad news. Let’s just… let’s start with the good news. Obviously, millions of Americans…
January 21, 2021 Deluxe Edition of Board Game Includes Four Friends Willing to Play and Not Bitch the Whole Time Deluxe Edition of Board Game Includes Four Friends Willing to Play and Not Bitch the Whole Time LOS ALTOS, Calif. — Astral Plane Games, publisher of the popular worker placement board game Solis Occasum, has released a deluxe edition of the game…
January 19, 2021 New York City Council Votes on Placement of Huge Booster Ramp to Decrease Traffic New York City Council Votes on Placement of Huge Booster Ramp to Decrease Traffic NEW YORK — Tempers flared at city hall today as both sides made their opinions known about the potential addition of a giant glowing ramp…
January 18, 2021 Man Who Wasted Youth Playing Video Games Vows To Waste Old Age Playing Video Games Man Who Wasted Youth Playing Video Games Vows To Waste Old Age Playing Video Games BOSTON — Resolving to himself that things in his life would be exactly the same as they used to be from now on, local man…
January 17, 2021 Gamer Sits Through Credits of Game to Memorize Names of 300 QA Testers Gamer Sits Through Credits of Game to Memorize Names of 300 QA Testers SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — Respectfully ignoring the opportunity to press the X button and skip the entire sequence, local gamer Louis Moore reportedly sat through…
January 15, 2021 Biden Clarifies That $2,000 Check Will Be Next-Gen Upgrade in Late 2021 Biden Clarifies That $2,000 Check Will Be Next-Gen Upgrade in Late 2021 WASHINGTON, D.C. — Responding to criticism over his planned $1,400 stimulus check, President-elect Joe Biden clarified that a full $2,000 version would be coming to…
January 15, 2021 Guy Who Takes 4,000 Photos of His Cat a Year Doesn’t Understand Appeal of Pokémon Snap Guy Who Takes 4,000 Photos of His Cat a Year Doesn’t Understand Appeal of Pokémon Snap NEW YORK — Local gamer Jared Kalashnik reportedly told friends today that he just cannot understand the appeal of Pokémon Snap, despite taking over 4,000…
January 13, 2021 CD Projekt Red Relieved to Have Only Second-Worst Rollout of the Past Year CD Projekt Red Relieved to Have Only Second-Worst Rollout of the Past Year WARSAW — Executives at CD Projekt Red breathed a sigh of relief as the disastrous launch of Cyberpunk 2077 dropped to the second-worst rollout of…
