June 23, 2019 This Is How Bernie Sanders Can Still Beat Avatar’s Box Office Record This Is How Bernie Sanders Can Still Beat Avatar’s Box Office Record This much is clear: Bernie Sanders is the only politician championing millennial nerds. From being the top sword-guy candidate to tweeting support for video game…
June 15, 2019 Opinion: Update My Software, You Lazy Piece of Shit Opinion: Update My Software, You Lazy Piece of Shit Hey you with the mac and cheese stains on their shirt. It’s time to close all those tabs you won’t read, save all the documents…
May 20, 2019 Let’s Get This Over With: Yes, My Tailpipe Is My Asshole Let’s Get This Over With: Yes, My Tailpipe Is My Asshole Greetings, humans and other sentient creatures of Earth. It is I, Optimus Prime, leader of the heroic Autobots and sworn protector of your planet. Defending…
May 17, 2019 Will I Understand John Wick 3 If I Haven’t Grasped Object Permanence? Will I Understand John Wick 3 If I Haven’t Grasped Object Permanence? I know what you’re thinking and, yes, I am a baby. Let’s get past that. It’s fair to wonder whether I should even be allowed…
April 29, 2019 ‘The Onion’ Apparently Thinks Video Games Are a Joke ‘The Onion’ Apparently Thinks Video Games Are a Joke Today, satirical news website The Onion launched a new section, Onion Gamers Network, in a sick attempt to turn our favorite hobby — the root…
April 19, 2019 We Need More Games With Couch Co-op in the Event I Ever Make Friends We Need More Games With Couch Co-op in the Event I Ever Make Friends As technology has improved over the last two decades, video games have changed drastically. Often these changes have been for the better, like 4K graphics…
April 9, 2019 No, Sekiro Absolutely Does Not Need Big Anime Titties No, Sekiro Absolutely Does Not Need Big Anime Titties Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice thrives because of its brutal gameplay and unique take on Japanese folklore, all of which would be ruined by adding big…
April 9, 2019 Sekiro Should Respect Its Players and Add Big Anime Titties Sekiro Should Respect Its Players and Add Big Anime Titties From Software’s Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice is out and has spawned divisive debate in the gaming community in regards to accessibility to all types of…
April 7, 2019 WHOA THERE BROTHER, THAT DUDE IS A LITTLE TOO SMALL TO PLAY THE HULKSTER WHOA THERE BROTHER, THAT DUDE IS A LITTLE TOO SMALL TO PLAY THE HULKSTER YA KNOW SOMETHIN’ MEAN GENE, I JUST GOT WORD FROM ALL THE MANIACS THAT THE AMERICAN HERO, THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN, IS GONNA BE PLAYED…
