November 19, 2019 The Top 2 Wikipedia Articles to Prepare You for ‘Shenmue III’ The Top 2 Wikipedia Articles to Prepare You for ‘Shenmue III’ Shenmue III is finally here and if you’ve never played the other two, or have never seen a Dreamcast in real life, then we’re here…
November 14, 2019 I Am Boycotting Pokémon Sword and Shield Unless It Includes These 1,144 British Themed Pokémon I Am Boycotting Pokémon Sword and Shield Unless It Includes These 1,144 British Themed Pokémon Pokémon Sword and Shield come out tomorrow and I am absolutely furious that there are only 400 Pokémon for me to catch and train. And no,…
November 5, 2019 Is a Game Truly Free to Play? Is a Game Truly Free to Play? In this modern age of immediate pleasures, of instant dopamine hits from crates full of loot common, rare, and epic, of farms in need of…
October 30, 2019 Opinion: If ‘The Outer Worlds’ is as Good as Everyone Says, They Should Just Give It to Me For Free Opinion: If ‘The Outer Worlds’ is as Good as Everyone Says, They Should Just Give It to Me For Free Video games are really cool and fun and good, but also expensive. In fact, they’re too expensive. So if everyone is gonna go yapping about…
October 18, 2019 The ‘Joker’ Ending Mansplained The ‘Joker’ Ending Mansplained Warning: If you haven’t experienced Joker yet, you won’t be able to comprehend the subtext and depth of the art behind what we’re going to…
October 4, 2019 Opinion: This Isn’t Actually a Spoiler Opinion: This Isn’t Actually a Spoiler I know you haven’t seen The Siege of Trenton yet. You had to work the night of the premiere, I get it, don’t worry I…
September 27, 2019 If Greta Thunberg is Old Enough to Speak in Front of the UN, She is Old Enough to Accept My Invitation to Mortal Kombat If Greta Thunberg is Old Enough to Speak in Front of the UN, She is Old Enough to Accept My Invitation to Mortal Kombat Greta Thunberg, poster child for the radicalization of our youth, spoke in front of the members of the United Nations on climate change recently. Everyone…
September 21, 2019 It Takes Decades of Composing Video Game Soundtracks to Know Exactly When to Bleep and When to Bloop It Takes Decades of Composing Video Game Soundtracks to Know Exactly When to Bleep and When to Bloop I’ve had a long career as a composer for Nintendo. I’m responsible for the music behind some of the company’s most beloved franchises, including Super…
September 20, 2019 Opinion: Shit, My Computer is Restarti Opinion: Shit, My Computer is Restarti Fuck. Okay, I think I got it working again. This stupid computer keeps restarting. Ugh. Anyways, I wanted to pen a quick opinion piece about…
