June 7, 2020 It’s Time for the First Ever Pacifist Run of America It’s Time for the First Ever Pacifist Run of America America is the Dark Souls of countries. We live in a brutally challenging world that punishes people for the smallest mistakes — and sometimes without…
April 29, 2020 Opinion: If You’re a Supervillain, Cut It Out Opinion: If You’re a Supervillain, Cut It Out Supervillains — those with great power who use it for nefarious purposes — need a stern talking to. It’s time to stop. Your villainy has…
April 18, 2020 Eeek! A Bug’s Life. What a Wretched Film Eeek! A Bug’s Life. What a Wretched Film Eeek! You wish to know about A Bug’s Life? What a wretched film. Such horror. Repugnance! Good heavens. Watching it, I struggle to maintain my…
April 17, 2020 Opinion: You’re Fucking Mafia, Dude Opinion: You’re Fucking Mafia, Dude Listen, we’ve all gotten to know each other pretty well since college orientation started, and you seem like a really nice person. We’ve had a…
April 16, 2020 Opinion: You’re a Fucking Moron If You Really Believe the Xbox Series X Will Be Big Enough to Hold 6 Teraflops Opinion: You’re a Fucking Moron If You Really Believe the Xbox Series X Will Be Big Enough to Hold 6 Teraflops Don’t let yourself get suckered by all that fancy talk Microsoft is blowing up your ass. There’s just no way the Xbox Series X could…
April 8, 2020 Opinion: Bernie Should Have Stayed in the Primary in Case He Won Every Bonus Star Opinion: Bernie Should Have Stayed in the Primary in Case He Won Every Bonus Star Bernie Sanders officially ended his bid for the White House today, ceding the Democratic nomination to former Vice President Joe Biden. Many have been calling…
April 3, 2020 Opinion: Hideo Kojima’s Next Game Must Be About a Nice World Where Nothing Bad Happens Opinion: Hideo Kojima’s Next Game Must Be About a Nice World Where Nothing Bad Happens As we trudge along through these desperate times, when the horrors of our lives were so accurately predicted in the hit video game Death Stranding,…
April 2, 2020 We Checked in on Red Dead Online and It Still Seems Like a Whole Thing We Checked in on Red Dead Online and It Still Seems Like a Whole Thing In the year since the release of Red Dead Online, Rockstar has given the game a slew of updates and DLC. There are new story…
April 1, 2020 Opinion: The Only Way to Defeat Sauron is to Let Him Take Over Your Body and Rule Your City Opinion: The Only Way to Defeat Sauron is to Let Him Take Over Your Body and Rule Your City Let me start this off by saying that I despise Sauron as much as the rest of you. Sauron is a stain on our society…
