September 7, 2020 Opinion: Pikmin 3 Deluxe Re-Release Comes Just in Time to Teach Children the Value of Mass Sacrifice Opinion: Pikmin 3 Deluxe Re-Release Comes Just in Time to Teach Children the Value of Mass Sacrifice Our nation’s schools are facing a crisis — not a crisis of health, but a crisis of fear. Parents, misinformed by the liberal media, seem…
July 28, 2020 Coming Soon: More Video Games and You Like It, Don’t You? You Sick Fuck Coming Soon: More Video Games and You Like It, Don’t You? You Sick Fuck Between the Xbox Games Showcase, Sony’s “Future of Gaming” event, and the upcoming release of Cyberpunk 2077, we have a whole slate of new video…
July 16, 2020 Saying ‘Hey! Listen!’ Is No Longer Enough Saying ‘Hey! Listen!’ Is No Longer Enough Ever since Ganondorf attacked Hyrule, I’ve had to constantly remind you that we can’t go back to our normal lives until this great evil is…
July 12, 2020 Opinion: Video Games are for Children. If You’re an Adult, You Should Stare at a Wall Until You Fucking Die Opinion: Video Games are for Children. If You’re an Adult, You Should Stare at a Wall Until You Fucking Die Listen, here’s the deal: there is absolutely nothing wrong with liking video games if you’re a child, but that needs to be the limit. The…
June 20, 2020 Hello Fellow Japanimation Fans! I Have Some Content for You! Hello Fellow Japanimation Fans! I Have Some Content for You! Konnichiwa, minna-san! Netflix Producer-Chan here. I have some very sugoi news that I wanted to tell you about myself personally, because my excitement is well…
June 15, 2020 We Apologize For Publishing Darkseid’s Anti-Life Equation We Apologize For Publishing Darkseid’s Anti-Life Equation We hear you. This is a fragile point in history, where every voice matters. Particularly when those voices are screaming in pain from the anti-life…
June 13, 2020 My List of 45 Things a Gay Character Needs In Order for Me to Think They’re Necessary My List of 45 Things a Gay Character Needs In Order for Me to Think They’re Necessary Thanks to the virtue signaling politics of Hollywood, it seems that gays in modern media are harder to avoid than ever. Just last week, I…
June 11, 2020 Opinion: Gaming Is Labor, and It Is Being Exploited Opinion: Gaming Is Labor, and It Is Being Exploited Leftist ideas are becoming mainstream in America, but many workers are still forgotten. I am here to advocate for perhaps the most forgotten of all.…
June 11, 2020 If We Defund the Police, Whose Goddamn Helicopters Am I Going to Steal? If We Defund the Police, Whose Goddamn Helicopters Am I Going to Steal? Hey you ugly motherfuckers! I’ve been watching your pissy little protests and I have just one little bitty question for you. WHERE THE FUCK AM…