December 27, 2017 If We Want Video Games to be Taken Seriously as an Art Form, We Need to be Really Insufferable If We Want Video Games to be Taken Seriously as an Art Form, We Need to be Really Insufferable Video games represent the most radical shift in storytelling since the invention of the motion picture and the only way for us to get that…
December 13, 2017 6 Years Ago I Decided to Invest in Either Bitcoin or Magic Cards and Now I’m Looking to Sell My Deck 6 Years Ago I Decided to Invest in Either Bitcoin or Magic Cards and Now I’m Looking to Sell My Deck As you have no doubt heard by now, Bitcoin prices are soaring up to $18,000, making many early adopters very, very rich. Six years ago,…
November 14, 2017 Opinion: GTA Exposed My Son to Unrealistic Portrayals of Quick and Affordable Hospital Visits Opinion: GTA Exposed My Son to Unrealistic Portrayals of Quick and Affordable Hospital Visits Recently I vowed to be a more present father during the weekends I have with my kid, and I was shocked to discover some of…
November 13, 2017 It Shouldn’t Take 25 Hours of Gameplay to Unlock the Ewok Crying About His Dead Friend It Shouldn’t Take 25 Hours of Gameplay to Unlock the Ewok Crying About His Dead Friend As the release date of the highly anticipated Battlefront II nears, I join many other hardcore Star Wars fans in outrage, as it has become…
November 13, 2017 I Quit My Day Job to Spend Two Years Coding My Dream Game! It Fucking Sucks, Please Help I Quit My Day Job to Spend Two Years Coding My Dream Game! It Fucking Sucks, Please Help Just two years ago, I was stuck in a 40 hour-a-week, 100K-a-year job with amazing health benefits. Sure, it was really satisfying and my…
October 24, 2017 If I’m Going to Save Your Village From Certain Doom, the Least You Could Do Is Honor the Deal I Got on Kayak If I’m Going to Save Your Village From Certain Doom, the Least You Could Do Is Honor the Deal I Got on Kayak I think what we have here is a simple misunderstanding. You run a business. I get that. In fact, I appreciate it. But a…
October 20, 2017 If Birdo Isn’t a Woman, How Come I’ve Been Threatening to Assault Her? If Birdo Isn’t a Woman, How Come I’ve Been Threatening to Assault Her? There’s a lot of debate in the video game world about Birdo’s gender identity. Birdo is described as male in some game manuals, female…
October 1, 2017 Violent Video Games Taught My Son to Escape the Cage I Kept Him in and Kill People Violent Video Games Taught My Son to Escape the Cage I Kept Him in and Kill People When you expose your children to violent video games, it alters the chemicals in their brains as they mature. Their experiences and stimuli shape who…
September 30, 2017 I Didn’t Get a Megatron ‘Toy’ Stuck up My Ass, I Got a Megatron Action Figure Stuck up My Ass I Didn’t Get a Megatron ‘Toy’ Stuck up My Ass, I Got a Megatron Action Figure Stuck up My Ass An Open Letter to My Doctor: I really can’t thank you enough for seeing me today doctor, and I really hate to keep dwelling…
