September 16, 2018 Rip-Off: God of War Christianity DLC Only Has One Boss Rip-Off: God of War Christianity DLC Only Has One Boss Sources have confirmed that the upcoming God of War: Christianity DLC will only have one boss, a move that many see as continuing a trend of studios…
September 14, 2018 Opinion: When I Say Eat The Rich, That Includes Tom Nook Opinion: When I Say Eat The Rich, That Includes Tom Nook We are currently in the downward spiral known as Late Stage Capitalism and it’s time something got done about it. Obviously these capitalistic fucks will…
September 8, 2018 Blast From The Past: Remember PUBG? Blast From The Past: Remember PUBG? Sometimes it’s important to take a look back and remember some of the long history of gaming’s more obscure, forgotten titles. There are countless games…
August 21, 2018 Opinion: My Controller’s Being Weird Opinion: My Controller’s Being Weird It is time for our nation to come together and agree that my controller is being weird as hell right now and that’s the only…
August 12, 2018 Review: ‘We Happy Few’ Imagines a World Where People Haven’t Already Played BioShock Review: ‘We Happy Few’ Imagines a World Where People Haven’t Already Played BioShock In the latest creation from the Montreal-based developer Compulsion Games, We Happy Few is a wonderful game layered in moral ambiguity that asks players the…
August 3, 2018 The Escapist Publishes Completely Unbiased, Nonpolitical Review of Wolfenstein The Escapist Publishes Completely Unbiased, Nonpolitical Review of Wolfenstein After unsuccessfully wading into political waters the past couple of years, the popular video game website The Escapist is relaunching with a new mission and…
July 6, 2018 Spider-Man’s Record Breaking 300 Hour Gameplay Mostly Just Waiting on F Train Spider-Man’s Record Breaking 300 Hour Gameplay Mostly Just Waiting on F Train Marvel’s new Spider-Man game for the PlayStation 4, to be released this Fall, is a beautiful love letter to the island of Manhattan. In the…
May 10, 2018 Opinion: Listen Up Fuckfaces, I’ll Write Whenever The Goddamn Fuck I Want To Opinion: Listen Up Fuckfaces, I’ll Write Whenever The Goddamn Fuck I Want To Listen up, you pathetic little nerdy fucklits: my name is George Raymond Richard Martin, and I’ll write whenever and whatever the goddamn fuck I want.…
April 26, 2018 PUBG Gives Me Hope That I Can Still Be Loved Despite Being Deeply Broken PUBG Gives Me Hope That I Can Still Be Loved Despite Being Deeply Broken Many video game journalists wrote this year that PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds was their top game of 2017, and I wholeheartedly agree. But for me, it’s not…
