December 6, 2018 No DreamCast Classic: You Motherfuckers Had Your Chance to Buy One the First Time No DreamCast Classic: You Motherfuckers Had Your Chance to Buy One the First Time Hiya kids, it’s me, your pal Sonic the Hedgehog! I am saying this one time and one time only, there will NEVER be a chance…
December 5, 2018 I Survived: My Mic Was Muted for Two Hours and No One Noticed I Survived: My Mic Was Muted for Two Hours and No One Noticed Heart palpitations. Cold sweats. “Why is no one listening to me?” I wondered to myself, rifling through a mental rolodex of every interaction I’d had…
December 1, 2018 Four Things We Want to See in Gamergate 2 Four Things We Want to See in Gamergate 2 2014 was a great year for gamers of every genre. If you were into card games, Hearthstone came out and dominated the market. Were you…
November 17, 2018 Opinion: It’s Time for a Gamer President Opinion: It’s Time for a Gamer President Our country is in political turmoil as we look to our leaders and see no one who will rise up to the challenge of defeating…
November 16, 2018 Opinion: Magikarp Helped Me Accept Being Useless Until My Twenties Opinion: Magikarp Helped Me Accept Being Useless Until My Twenties Like most millennials, the past few years have been rough for me. I had no money, no job, and still lived with my parents. Every…
November 12, 2018 It’s Time to Cast a Black Stan Lee It’s Time to Cast a Black Stan Lee Stan Lee tragically passed today at the age of 95. He leaves behind as rich a legacy as anyone will this century, having done no…
October 31, 2018 Opinion: Why Should I Reward Shitty Cosplay With Free Candy? Opinion: Why Should I Reward Shitty Cosplay With Free Candy? Cosplay is the artform of the people. With our own hands, we create movie-quality costumes that show off our creativity, passion and love of convention…
September 25, 2018 Disgusting: [NERD PROPERTY] Fans Are Boycotting Because It Features Some [MARGINALIZED PEOPLE] *TEMPLATE* Disgusting: [NERD PROPERTY] Fans Are Boycotting Because It Features Some [MARGINALIZED PEOPLE] *TEMPLATE* THIS IS A TEMPLATE. DO NOT FORGET TO FILL IN THE BLANKS WHEN THE INEVITABLE NEW STORY COMES OUT. DO NOT DISTRIBUTE. – Editor Ugh,…
September 19, 2018 Why Spend $99 on a PlayStation Classic When You Can Hack a PSP and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It? Why Spend $99 on a PlayStation Classic When You Can Hack a PSP and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It? Sony’s announcement that they are releasing a PlayStation Classic system on December 3rd is already making waves online among the gaming community. A word of…
