Opinion

This Is How Bernie Sanders Can Still Beat Avatar’s Box Office Record

This much is clear: Bernie Sanders is the only politician championing millennial nerds. From being the top sword-guy candidate to…

5 years ago

Opinion: Update My Software, You Lazy Piece of Shit

Hey you with the mac and cheese stains on their shirt. It’s time to close all those tabs you won’t…

5 years ago

Let’s Get This Over With: Yes, My Tailpipe Is My Asshole

Greetings, humans and other sentient creatures of Earth. It is I, Optimus Prime, leader of the heroic Autobots and sworn…

6 years ago

Will I Understand John Wick 3 If I Haven’t Grasped Object Permanence?

I know what you’re thinking and, yes, I am a baby. Let’s get past that. It’s fair to wonder whether…

6 years ago

‘The Onion’ Apparently Thinks Video Games Are Joke

Today, satirical news website The Onion launched a new section, Onion Gamers Network, in a sick attempt to turn our…

6 years ago

We Need More Games With Couch Co-op in the Event I Ever Make Friends

As technology has improved over the last two decades, video games have changed drastically. Often these changes have been for…

6 years ago

No, Sekiro Absolutely Does Not Need Big Anime Titties

Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice thrives because of its brutal gameplay and unique take on Japanese folklore, all of which would…

6 years ago

Sekiro Should Respect Its Players and Add Big Anime Titties

From Software’s Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice is out and has spawned divisive debate in the gaming community in regards to…

6 years ago

WHOA THERE BROTHER, THAT DUDE IS A LITTLE TOO SMALL TO PLAY THE HULKSTER

YA KNOW SOMETHIN’ MEAN GENE, I JUST GOT WORD FROM ALL THE MANIACS THAT THE AMERICAN HERO, THE IMMORTAL HULK…

6 years ago