Opinion

The Top 2 Wikipedia Articles to Prepare You for ‘Shenmue III’

Shenmue III is finally here and if you've never played the other two, or have never seen a Dreamcast in…

5 years ago

I Am Boycotting Pokémon Sword and Shield Unless It Includes These 1,144 British Themed Pokémon

Pokémon Sword and Shield come out tomorrow and I am absolutely furious that there are only 400 Pokémon for me to…

5 years ago

Is Game Truly Free to Play?

In this modern age of immediate pleasures, of instant dopamine hits from crates full of loot common, rare, and epic,…

5 years ago

Opinion: If ‘The Outer Worlds’ is as Good as Everyone Says, They Should Just Give It to Me For Free

Video games are really cool and fun and good, but also expensive. In fact, they’re too expensive. So if everyone…

5 years ago

The ‘Joker’ Ending Mansplained

Warning: If you haven't experienced Joker yet, you won't be able to comprehend the subtext and depth of the art…

5 years ago

Opinion: This Isn’t Actually Spoiler

I know you haven’t seen The Siege of Trenton yet. You had to work the night of the premiere, I…

5 years ago

If Greta Thunberg is Old Enough to Speak in Front of the UN, She is Old Enough to Accept My Invitation to Mortal Kombat

Greta Thunberg, poster child for the radicalization of our youth, spoke in front of the members of the United Nations…

5 years ago

It Takes Decades of Composing Video Game Soundtracks to Know Exactly When to Bleep and When to Bloop

I’ve had a long career as a composer for Nintendo. I’m responsible for the music behind some of the company’s…

5 years ago

Opinion: Shit, My Computer is Restarti

Fuck. Okay, I think I got it working again. This stupid computer keeps restarting. Ugh. Anyways, I wanted to pen…

5 years ago