Opinion

Idris Elba Should Be the Next Gex the Gecko

We all know Gex the Gecko is a pop culture icon. The gecko’s antics are a sight to behold, his…

5 years ago

I Didn’t Spend 50 Years Breastfeeding Baby Yoda for Some Asshole in Helmet to Get All the Credit

Fifty years is a long time. Almost as long as my nipples after half a century of breastfeeding. Seriously, my…

5 years ago

Ranked: Every Single Jewish Video Game Character Ever

As gamers, we don’t do enough to celebrate the vast history of Jewish heritage in video games, and we here…

5 years ago

Merry PISSmas, Shitbird! It’s Time to Kick Ass and Spread Cheer, and I’m All Out of Cheer

Ho-ho-hail to the king, baby! It’s me, God’s gift to women, Duke Nukem, here to wish you season’s greetings...or at…

5 years ago

Opinion: All 172 Episodes of ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Are Christmas Movie

Another holiday season is upon us and with it comes the yearly internet argument about whether or not all 7,740…

5 years ago

Opinion: How the Fuck Am I Normal Type Pokémon?

What does the word "normal" mean to you? Is it plain? Regular? What springs to mind when you think of…

5 years ago

Pokémon Is Kind of Fucked Up If You Think About It

A lot of people don’t realize this, but if you think about it — and I mean really think about…

5 years ago

5 Times Everyone Thought Sly Cooper Was Hot and Not Just Me

There are video game characters out there that are just downright hot. Noctis from Final Fantasy XV? Hot. Bayonetta from…

5 years ago

The Next ‘Dark Souls’? I Can’t Figure Out This Captcha

Move over Sekiro! If you’re looking for a new game that’s insanely difficult, I may have discovered the new Dark…

5 years ago