Opinion

Idris Elba Should Be the Next Gex the GeckoIdris Elba Should Be the Next Gex the Gecko

Idris Elba Should Be the Next Gex the Gecko

We all know Gex the Gecko is a pop culture icon. The gecko’s antics are a sight to behold, his…

6 years ago
I Didn’t Spend 50 Years Breastfeeding Baby Yoda for Some Asshole in a Helmet to Get All the CreditI Didn’t Spend 50 Years Breastfeeding Baby Yoda for Some Asshole in a Helmet to Get All the Credit

I Didn’t Spend 50 Years Breastfeeding Baby Yoda for Some Asshole in Helmet to Get All the Credit

Fifty years is a long time. Almost as long as my nipples after half a century of breastfeeding. Seriously, my…

6 years ago
Ranked: Every Single Jewish Video Game Character EverRanked: Every Single Jewish Video Game Character Ever

Ranked: Every Single Jewish Video Game Character Ever

As gamers, we don’t do enough to celebrate the vast history of Jewish heritage in video games, and we here…

6 years ago
Merry PISSmas, Shitbird! It’s Time to Kick Ass and Spread Cheer, and I’m All Out of CheerMerry PISSmas, Shitbird! It’s Time to Kick Ass and Spread Cheer, and I’m All Out of Cheer

Merry PISSmas, Shitbird! It’s Time to Kick Ass and Spread Cheer, and I’m All Out of Cheer

Ho-ho-hail to the king, baby! It’s me, God’s gift to women, Duke Nukem, here to wish you season’s greetings...or at…

6 years ago
Opinion: All 172 Episodes of ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Are a Christmas MovieOpinion: All 172 Episodes of ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Are a Christmas Movie

Opinion: All 172 Episodes of ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Are Christmas Movie

Another holiday season is upon us and with it comes the yearly internet argument about whether or not all 7,740…

6 years ago
Opinion: How the Fuck Am I a Normal Type Pokémon?Opinion: How the Fuck Am I a Normal Type Pokémon?

Opinion: How the Fuck Am I Normal Type Pokémon?

What does the word "normal" mean to you? Is it plain? Regular? What springs to mind when you think of…

6 years ago
Pokémon Is Kind of Fucked Up If You Think About ItPokémon Is Kind of Fucked Up If You Think About It

Pokémon Is Kind of Fucked Up If You Think About It

A lot of people don’t realize this, but if you think about it — and I mean really think about…

6 years ago
5 Times Everyone Thought Sly Cooper Was Hot and Not Just Me5 Times Everyone Thought Sly Cooper Was Hot and Not Just Me

5 Times Everyone Thought Sly Cooper Was Hot and Not Just Me

There are video game characters out there that are just downright hot. Noctis from Final Fantasy XV? Hot. Bayonetta from…

6 years ago
The Next ‘Dark Souls’? I Can’t Figure Out This CaptchaThe Next ‘Dark Souls’? I Can’t Figure Out This Captcha

The Next ‘Dark Souls’? I Can’t Figure Out This Captcha

Move over Sekiro! If you’re looking for a new game that’s insanely difficult, I may have discovered the new Dark…

6 years ago