Opinion

Opinion: Pikmin 3 Deluxe Re-Release Comes Just in Time to Teach Children the Value of Mass Sacrifice

Our nation’s schools are facing a crisis — not a crisis of health, but a crisis of fear. Parents, misinformed…

4 years ago

Coming Soon: More Video Games and You Like It, Don’t You? You Sick Fuck

Between the Xbox Games Showcase, Sony’s “Future of Gaming” event, and the upcoming release of Cyberpunk 2077, we have a…

4 years ago

Saying ‘Hey! Listen!’ Is No Longer Enough

Ever since Ganondorf attacked Hyrule, I’ve had to constantly remind you that we can’t go back to our normal lives…

4 years ago

Opinion: Video Games are for Children. If You’re an Adult, You Should Stare at Wall Until You Fucking Die

Listen, here’s the deal: there is absolutely nothing wrong with liking video games if you’re a child, but that needs…

4 years ago

Hello Fellow Japanimation Fans! I Have Some Content for You!

Konnichiwa, minna-san! Netflix Producer-Chan here. I have some very sugoi news that I wanted to tell you about myself personally,…

4 years ago

We Apologize For Publishing Darkseid’s Anti-Life Equation

We hear you.  This is a fragile point in history, where every voice matters. Particularly when those voices are screaming…

4 years ago

My List of 45 Things Gay Character Needs In Order for Me to Think They’re Necessary

Thanks to the virtue signaling politics of Hollywood, it seems that gays in modern media are harder to avoid than…

4 years ago

Opinion: Gaming Is Labor, and It Is Being Exploited

Leftist ideas are becoming mainstream in America, but many workers are still forgotten. I am here to advocate for perhaps…

4 years ago

If We Defund the Police, Whose Goddamn Helicopters Am I Going to Steal?

Hey you ugly motherfuckers! I’ve been watching your pissy little protests and I have just one little bitty question for…

4 years ago