Opinion

Why Spend $80 on an SNES Classic When You Can Install Emulators on Raspberry Pi and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It?

Nintendo’s highly coveted SNES Classic Mini system comes out today and is certain to be a hot item. A word…

7 years ago

Opinion: If You Live in My Sims Town, You Better Learn to Speak Gibberish

  Original article has been translated from Simlish for clarity. Immigration continues to be a dividing issue, and it can…

7 years ago

Opinion: The Terrorists Only Win If We Let Them Change Our Way of Life or If They Hold This Base for Two Minutes

Terrorism continues to be a looming threat our beloved country faces.  The only way to effectively stand to its evil…

7 years ago

It’s Unethical to Bring Children into World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III Yet

Do you have kids? If you answered yes, then you are a monster. How could you bring children into such…

7 years ago

Streaming Pioneer: My Older Brother Forced me to Watch Him Play Video Games Decade Ago

There’s been a lot of talk lately about the growing phenomenon of e-sports and streamers. Tens of thousands of users…

7 years ago

Help! I Can’t Get Past the Part in Dark Souls 3 Where My Wife Threatens to Take the Kids and Go

Help! I’ve been playing Dark Souls nonstop for the past three weeks and I’m completely stuck. Does anyone know how…

7 years ago

I Get It, I Wouldn’t Play Injustice 2 as Me Either (Guest Column by Captain Cold)

Looks like there’s a new top ice-themed super-villain around these parts and it ain’t that bucket-head Mr. Freeze. It’s me,…

7 years ago

I Don’t Care If You Agree With His Policies, Bowser Is Your King

Not your king, huh? Grow up. Quick question: are you a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom? And is there a…

7 years ago

Here’s Why I Pre-Ordered the Sucker Edition for $2500

If you’re going to be a gamer, you need to know a good deal when you see one. When the…

8 years ago