Opinion

I Will Not Play the New Smash Bros Unless it Includes All 642 of These Characters

I love Smash Bros as much as the next guy, but if the new game being made for the Nintendo…

7 years ago

Winning for Losers: How to Win at Camping by Being the Only Survivor

Hello. I’m Greg Parker, eSports legend and streaming megastar (despite what you may have heard, my lawyer says I will…

7 years ago

If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me?

All great scientists are called maniacs in their time, and I am no exception.  Is it “crazy” to conduct your…

7 years ago

Video Games Must Be Art Because I Don’t Feel Bad Stealing Them

A common thought shared by the generation preceding mine is that video games are not to be considered art, even…

7 years ago

Here’s Helpful Rundown of Dark Souls Lore for You Pathetic Nintendo Casuals

Dark Souls is coming out for the Nintendo Switch despite the fact Nintendo consoles are only for children. I would…

7 years ago

I Refuse to Believe This Character Made of Ice Could Be Gay

Right off the bat, I wanna be very clear about something: I’m the #1 Iceman fan in the world, OK?…

7 years ago

Designing Video Games is Hard Work, But the Millions of Angry Players Make It All Worthwhile

I’ve sacrificed a lot to become a game designer at a major studio. I have spent long nights staring at…

7 years ago

I Screamed Like Goku at Bible Study and Now They’re Giving Me an Exorcism

Ever since I heard people do these “Scream Like Goku” events on Facebook, I’ve been wanting to get my Super…

7 years ago

8 Things DC Could Learn From “Happy Days” About Cohesive Cinematic Universes

It’s no secret the DC Extended Universe is struggling with bland movies and tepid fan feedback. Luckily for DC, there…

7 years ago