Opinion

No DreamCast Classic: You Motherfuckers Had Your Chance to Buy One the First Time

Hiya kids, it’s me, your pal Sonic the Hedgehog! I am saying this one time and one time only, there…

6 years ago

I Survived: My Mic Was Muted for Two Hours and No One Noticed

Heart palpitations. Cold sweats. “Why is no one listening to me?” I wondered to myself, rifling through a mental rolodex…

6 years ago

Four Things We Want to See in Gamergate 2

2014 was a great year for gamers of every genre. If you were into card games, Hearthstone came out and…

6 years ago

Opinion: It’s Time for Gamer President

Our country is in political turmoil as we look to our leaders and see no one who will rise up…

6 years ago

Opinion: Magikarp Helped Me Accept Being Useless Until My Twenties

Like most millennials, the past few years have been rough for me. I had no money, no job, and still…

6 years ago

It’s Time to Cast Black Stan Lee

Stan Lee tragically passed today at the age of 95. He leaves behind as rich a legacy as anyone will…

6 years ago

Opinion: Why Should I Reward Shitty Cosplay With Free Candy?

Cosplay is the artform of the people. With our own hands, we create movie-quality costumes that show off our creativity,…

6 years ago

Disgusting: [NERD PROPERTY] Fans Are Boycotting Because It Features Some [MARGINALIZED PEOPLE] *TEMPLATE*

THIS IS A TEMPLATE. DO NOT FORGET TO FILL IN THE BLANKS WHEN THE INEVITABLE NEW STORY COMES OUT. DO…

6 years ago

Why Spend $99 on PlayStation Classic When You Can Hack a PSP and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It?

Sony's announcement that they are releasing a PlayStation Classic system on December 3rd is already making waves online among the…

6 years ago