Opinion

Every Child Needs Strong Father Figure Who Can Protect Them With Their Big, Powerful Eggs

With the family dynamic becoming more fluid in recent years, it’s important that we take a step back and accept…

6 years ago

It’s-a No Fun Being-a Me: My-a Life With Super Mario Speech Disorder

Since I was-a just a boy, I have been-a the only known patient with-a what psychologists have dubbed Super Mario…

6 years ago

Harry Potter Now Receiving Donation Requests From Hogwarts

LONDON — ‘The Boy Who Lived’ and now-famous Auror Harry Potter has reportedly been inundated by donation request owls from…

6 years ago

Opinion: It’s Time for Gamers to Unionize

There’s a real problem in the game industry. Since its inception, one underrepresented group of people has gradually become abused,…

6 years ago

I’m Voting For Bernie Sanders Unless Another Candidate Proves They Have More Swords Than Him

The 2020 Democratic Primary race is shaping up to be a cutthroat march to the nomination. Well, it was, until…

6 years ago

Honoring an Irish Icon: Fox McCloud

Today, for St Patrick’s Day, we want to honor the video games world’s most Irish character of all: Fox McCloud.…

6 years ago

Bullshit: All the Girls in ‘Dead or Alive’ Are Alive

I’ve never picked up a Dead of Alive game before, but it’s impossible to escape the flurries of controversy around…

6 years ago

Opinion: Missile Upgrade Better Be Worth All This Bullshit

It's been a week now that I've been stranded here on planet QV9978 and I'm up to my eyeballs in…

6 years ago

Opinion: My Squad Won in Apex Legends. Here’s Why I Refuse to Go to the White House

After days of practice and preparation, my teammates finally reached the mountaintop and got our first squad win. However, because…

6 years ago