Opinion

Opinion: You Could Never Make ‘Friends’ Today Because I Would Stop YouOpinion: You Could Never Make ‘Friends’ Today Because I Would Stop You

Opinion: You Could Never Make ‘Friends’ Today Because I Would Stop You

As culture progresses, it is no surprise that some media products fail to stand the test of time. Things that…

4 years ago
Opinion: I Think Batman Does Eat Pussy and He’s Really Fucking Good At ItOpinion: I Think Batman Does Eat Pussy and He’s Really Fucking Good At It

Opinion: I Think Batman Does Eat Pussy and He’s Really Fucking Good At It

I'm not normally vocal about the public affairs of Gotham. My place is the private sector and I’m just a…

4 years ago
Stranger Wearing Shirt of Game You Like Would Probably Really Like to Talk About ItStranger Wearing Shirt of Game You Like Would Probably Really Like to Talk About It

Stranger Wearing Shirt of Game You Like Would Probably Really Like to Talk About It

RICHMOND, Va. — A recent study conducted at the University of Richmond suggests that more often than not, that stranger…

4 years ago
Opinion: The MCU Needs Some Sort of Funny English Character Whose Name is Mr. BeanOpinion: The MCU Needs Some Sort of Funny English Character Whose Name is Mr. Bean

Opinion: The MCU Needs Some Sort of Funny English Character Whose Name is Mr. Bean

It’s no secret that the Marvel Cinematic Universe is running out of good characters. Moon Knight? Shang-Chi? Professor X? Who…

4 years ago
I Can’t Wait to Start Whackin’ Off All DayI Can’t Wait to Start Whackin’ Off All Day

I Can’t Wait to Start Whackin’ Off All Day

Hello gamers! By now you’ve probably read from a dozen different outlets that I have decided to step down as…

4 years ago
Beware: If We Make Minimum Wage $15 Then People Won’t Need Two Jobs, Meaning They’ll Have Leisure Time, Meaning There Will Be More GamersBeware: If We Make Minimum Wage $15 Then People Won’t Need Two Jobs, Meaning They’ll Have Leisure Time, Meaning There Will Be More Gamers

Beware: If We Make Minimum Wage $15 Then People Won’t Need Two Jobs, Meaning They’ll Have Leisure Time, Meaning There Will Be More Gamers

The national debate over minimum wage has raged on in the United States ever since President Biden made it an…

4 years ago
Opinion: We Must Redistribute the Banana Wealth in This Donkey Kong CountryOpinion: We Must Redistribute the Banana Wealth in This Donkey Kong Country

Opinion: We Must Redistribute the Banana Wealth in This Donkey Kong Country

Fellow citizens, let me ask you a question: how many bananas do you have in your possession right now? Do…

4 years ago
If You Think All TV Remotes Should Be Controllers, You’re a Fucking IdiotIf You Think All TV Remotes Should Be Controllers, You’re a Fucking Idiot

If You Think All TV Remotes Should Be Controllers, You’re Fucking Idiot

There’s an article going around today, making the ridiculous argument that all TV remotes should actually be gaming controllers. I…

4 years ago
It’s Time to Admit That All TV Remotes Should Be ControllersIt’s Time to Admit That All TV Remotes Should Be Controllers

It’s Time to Admit That All TV Remotes Should Be Controllers

As our technology gets better and better, people become attached to the familiar. Old interfaces become the preferred, retro designs…

4 years ago