November 9, 2018 D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception WASHINGTON — Sarah Huckabee Sanders, roleplaying as Press Secretary, was seen attempting yet another Deception roll despite her character sporting an abysmal 5 total Charisma…
October 14, 2018 Too Soon: Brett Kavanaugh is Getting a Funko Pop Too Soon: Brett Kavanaugh is Getting a Funko Pop EVERETT, Wash. — Toy manufacturer Funko Pop announced today that they will be releasing a Brett Kavanaugh collectible figure this winter, drawing criticism from those…
September 30, 2018 NBA Jam’s Bill Clinton to Campaign for Beto O’Rourke NBA Jam’s Bill Clinton to Campaign for Beto O’Rourke DALLAS — As the Senate race in Texas reaches a fever pitch, sources are reporting that Democratic candidate Beto O’Rourke has unveiled a crucial addition…
September 12, 2017 PewDiePie Accidentally Puts on Entire KKK Uniform in Middle of Game Stream PewDiePie Accidentally Puts on Entire KKK Uniform in Middle of Game Stream BRIGHTON, U.K.— While streaming a heated match of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, YouTube celebrity PewDiePie, in a fit of rage over being killed, impulsively put on an…
September 3, 2017 President Trump Honored to Throw Out the First Slur at Call of Duty Tournament President Trump Honored to Throw Out the First Slur at Call of Duty Tournament PALO ALTO, Calif. — Organizers of Call of Duty World, one of the largest Call of Duty Tournaments in North America, announced that President Donald…
September 2, 2017 Player Stirs Controversy by Refusing to Stand During Madden’s Loading Screen Player Stirs Controversy by Refusing to Stand During Madden’s Loading Screen MADISON, Wis. — Local Twitch streamer Todd McCabe has caused an uproar by refusing to stand during the Madden 18 loading screen. The 32 year old gamer…
July 31, 2017 The Mooch Breaks White House Speed Run Record The Mooch Breaks White House Speed Run Record WASHINGTON — Newly hired White House Communications Director Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci was fired by President Trump today, after only ten days on the job,…
June 16, 2016 16-Year-Old Skateboarder Finds Secret Tape In Airport 16-Year-Old Skateboarder Finds Secret Tape In Airport CHICAGO – Skateboarder Scott Sikes discovered a very rare VHS tape while exploring O’Hare International Airport’s best lines and rails earlier this week, putting to…
