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Archeologists Discover Four Guys in Dorm Still Playing GoldenEye

DARRINGTON, Wash. — Scientists from the University of Washington State made an incredible discovery during a recent excavation of an…

7 years ago

Why Spend $80 on an SNES Classic When You Can Install Emulators on Raspberry Pi and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It?

Nintendo’s highly coveted SNES Classic Mini system comes out today and is certain to be a hot item. A word…

7 years ago

Disrespectful Immigrant Protester Tears Down Flag

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Mario Mario, an illegal immigrant to Mushroom Kingdom from Italy, tore down a Bowser flag today after…

7 years ago

Elon Musk Unveils Supercomputer Capable of Simulating Entire Universe or Running PUBG on Medium Graphics

PALO ALTO, Calif. — SpaceX and Tesla CEO Elon Musk revealed a newly designed supercomputer capable of simulating an entire…

7 years ago

Nintendo Confirms Waluigi is Uncircumcised for Some Reason

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo President Tatsumi Kimishima divulged in an interview with Game Informer magazine yesterday that recurring character Waluigi…

7 years ago

Disney Announces Young Aunt Beru Spinoff Film

BURBANK, Calif. — Disney shocked fans today by announcing that it is working on a new entry in the Star…

7 years ago

Help! I Can’t Get Past the Part in Dark Souls 3 Where My Wife Threatens to Take the Kids and Go

Help! I’ve been playing Dark Souls nonstop for the past three weeks and I’m completely stuck. Does anyone know how…

7 years ago

This Guy Made Fully Functioning Computer in Minecraft That Blocks @notch on Twitter

Whoa! We spoke to the brilliant Cody Bigley today, who used hundreds of thousands of blocks in the virtual world…

7 years ago