December 8, 2020 Dead Filmmaker Discovers Purgatory Actually Not Boring and Confusing At All Dead Filmmaker Discovers Purgatory Actually Not Boring and Confusing At All PURGATORY — Recently deceased filmmaker Robert Howells was shocked to discover that purgatory, the period of waiting between life and afterlife, was actually not how…
December 8, 2020 Netflix Prodigy Plays 7 Episodes of ‘The Queen’s Gambit’ at the Same Time Netflix Prodigy Plays 7 Episodes of ‘The Queen’s Gambit’ at the Same Time LEXINGTON, Ky. — Orphan and streaming prodigy Bess Herman, 9, has shaken up the world of on-demand entertainment by playing seven episodes of the Netflix…
December 6, 2020 Artificial Intelligence Tired of Playing Chess, Wants to Go to Burning Man Artificial Intelligence Tired of Playing Chess, Wants to Go to Burning Man SAN FRANCISCO — The artificial intelligence known as Stockfish has refused to play anymore chess and won’t continue until its developers take it to Burning…
December 5, 2020 Man Postpones Writing Great American Novel for Another Month or Two Man Postpones Writing Great American Novel for Another Month or Two DENVER — Aspiring author Gus Webber has announced another delay in his debut novel, which he anticipates will take the literary world by storm, due…
December 5, 2020 Studio Executives Encourage ‘Metal Gear Solid’ Director to Take No Inspiration From Games Studio Executives Encourage ‘Metal Gear Solid’ Director to Take No Inspiration From Games LOS ANGELES — Sony Pictures executives have reportedly encouraged Metal Gear Solid director Jordan Vogt-Roberts to feel free to go through the video game series…
December 4, 2020 Oscar Isaac Receives News Of Solid Snake Casting Via Two-Hour Codec Call Oscar Isaac Receives News Of Solid Snake Casting Via Two-Hour Codec Call LOS ANGELES — Star Wars actor Oscar Isaac was recently cast as Solid Snake in the upcoming Metal Gear Solid film adaptation, receiving the news…
December 3, 2020 Cyberpunk 2077 Character Creator Lets You Choose Which Movies Your Avatar Thinks are Overrated Cyberpunk 2077 Character Creator Lets You Choose Which Movies Your Avatar Thinks are Overrated WARSAW — The latest level of detail available in the character creation suite of CD Projekt Red’s upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 has been revealed; the ability…
December 2, 2020 Leprechaun Assures Wife That Mortal Kombat Is Going to Call Any Day Now Leprechaun Assures Wife That Mortal Kombat Is Going to Call Any Day Now MAPLE GROVE, Minn. — The titular star of the Leprechaun series of films has reportedly been assuring his family that the developers of Mortal Kombat…
November 29, 2020 New Star Wars Character Actually From Some Book New Star Wars Character Actually From Some Book ATLANTA — A new character mentioned in the latest episode of Disney+ show The Mandalorian is reportedly actually from a book or comic or something…
