January 8, 2021 Kumail Nanjiani Accidentally Crushes Fifth PS5 Controller This Week Kumail Nanjiani Accidentally Crushes Fifth PS5 Controller This Week LOS ANGELES â Kumail Nanjiani has accidentally shattered a DualSense controller into a thousand pieces for the fifth time this week, this time while trying…
January 6, 2021 Whistleblower in Hiding After Revealing Capân Crunch âOops! All Berriesâ Was Planned From the Start Whistleblower in Hiding After Revealing Capân Crunch âOops! All Berriesâ Was Planned From the Start HAVANA â An anonymous whistleblower is now in hiding after leaking classified information to the public, revealing that the âOops! All Berriesâ variation of Capân…
January 5, 2021 When Asked What Han Solo’s Favorite Color Is, Harrison Ford Says âI Wish George Lucas Would Dieâ When Asked What Han Solo’s Favorite Color Is, Harrison Ford Says âI Wish George Lucas Would Dieâ Whoa!! We have huge news for Star Wars fans because Han Solo actor Harrison Ford did a TELL-ALL interview with Hard Drive and revealed some…
January 4, 2021 Tony Stark Steps Down as Avenger After Name Found in Epstein Flight Logs Tony Stark Steps Down as Avenger After Name Found in Epstein Flight Logs NEW YORK â Tony Stark, the tech mogul and hero behind the guise of Iron Man, has reportedly stepped down from the Avengers team voluntarily…
January 2, 2021 Elon Musk Unveils New Single Person Hyperloop Elon Musk Unveils New Single Person Hyperloop AMIGARA â In a press conference today, Boring Company founder Elon Musk unveiled the latest redesign of his Hyperloop transportation system designed to transport a…
December 31, 2020 Newly Released Lori Laughlin Immediately Begins Planning Biggest College Admission Scam Yet Newly Released Lori Laughlin Immediately Begins Planning Biggest College Admission Scam Yet DUBLIN, Calif. â After being released following a two month stint for illegally securing the college admission of her daughters to Southern California University, sources…
December 18, 2020 J.J. Abrams-Directed Episode of Mandalorian Reveals Wait No His Name Actually Is Baby Yoda J.J. Abrams-Directed Episode of Mandalorian Reveals Wait No His Name Actually Is Baby Yoda SAN FRANCISCO â The J.J. Abrams helmed season finale of The Mandaorian has revealed that the name of the adorable creature that viewers are fixated…
December 16, 2020 Development Hell: 12 Years After Trailer, Still No Word When IGN’s âLegend of Zeldaâ Live Action Movie Will Release Development Hell: 12 Years After Trailer, Still No Word When IGN’s âLegend of Zeldaâ Live Action Movie Will Release SAN FRANCISCO â After years of mis-management and a revolving door of directors and producers, IGNâs much-anticipated live-action film adaptation of The Legend of Zelda…
December 11, 2020 Games Award Presenter Christopher Nolan Urges People to Play Games in Theaters on the Big Screen Games Award Presenter Christopher Nolan Urges People to Play Games in Theaters on the Big Screen LOS ANGELES â Presenter Christopher Nolan delivered an ad libbed plea to the audience at tonightâs Game Awards to play video games in crowded movie…
