December 14, 2017 Pre-Order “The Last Jedi” Tickets to Unlock Luke Skywalker in the Film for Free Pre-Order “The Last Jedi” Tickets to Unlock Luke Skywalker in the Film for Free LOS ANGELES ā Disney announced today that all Star Wars: The Last Jedi ticket pre-orders will automatically unlock Luke Skywalker in the film for free.…
December 12, 2017 āAvengers: Infinity Warā Trailer Inexplicably Earns $180 Million Opening Weekend āAvengers: Infinity Warā Trailer Inexplicably Earns $180 Million Opening Weekend LOS ANGELES ā The Marvel Cinematic Universe shattered even more box office records and expectations this week after the first āAvengers: Infinity Warā trailer inexplicably…
December 11, 2017 Here’s All the Evidence for the āStranger Thingsā Fan Theory That The Show Takes Place in the 1980s Here’s All the Evidence for the āStranger Thingsā Fan Theory That The Show Takes Place in the 1980s āStranger Thingsā just got picked up for a third season, and it’s easy to see why. The awesome Netflix series mixes science fiction with the…
December 8, 2017 Government Acquires IMDb to Replace Online National Sex Offender Registry Government Acquires IMDb to Replace Online National Sex Offender Registry WASHINGTON ā The U.S. Department of Justice announced today it would acquire the popular entertainment database IMDb.com in order to turn it into the new…
December 7, 2017 Friend to Spend Next Four Months Telling You How Insufferable Ready Player One Is Friend to Spend Next Four Months Telling You How Insufferable Ready Player One Is LANSING, Mich. ā Chuck Cottington, a friend you havenāt liked in years, has made it clear that he will be voicing unrelenting criticism for the…
December 5, 2017 Lawyers Serve Copyright Notices to Cosplayers at Comic Con Lawyers Serve Copyright Notices to Cosplayers at Comic Con Each year, thousands of criminals gather at New York Comic Con to steal the likenesses of characters they do not own. Our lawyers went undercover…
December 2, 2017 Man at Comic-Con Panel Would Like to Ask a Few Quick Follow-up Statements Man at Comic-Con Panel Would Like to Ask a Few Quick Follow-up Statements KALAMAZOO, Mich. ā Today at the Kalamazoo Comic Con, Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan Gregg Monson was prevented from asking several follow-up statements at a…
November 29, 2017 “Why Would Anyone Live in Gotham?” Asks Guy in Country With Weekly Mass Shootings “Why Would Anyone Live in Gotham?” Asks Guy in Country With Weekly Mass Shootings BOULDER, Colo. ā UC Boulder sophomore Eric Katowski inquired to a friend during a walk after a viewing of The Dark Knight Rises why any…
November 21, 2017 Star Wars Themed Wedding Not Following Canon Star Wars Themed Wedding Not Following Canon SCARSDALE, N.Y. ā Guests in attendance at Dan and Beth Millerās Star Wars themed wedding were outraged to find it did not follow universally recognized…
