April 12, 2018 Anime Shitposting Group Closest Thing Man Has to Family Anime Shitposting Group Closest Thing Man Has to Family RICHMOND, Va. — That the only people local bachelor Scott Eckhart feels a familial connection with are the members of an anime shitposting Facebook group…
April 7, 2018 GameStop Offers $13.75 for the Carolina Panthers GameStop Offers $13.75 for the Carolina Panthers CHARLOTTE, N.C.— Following the surprising announcement that the Carolina Panthers will be put up for sale in the wake sexual harassment allegations against team owner…
April 5, 2018 Mainstream Acceptance of Nerd Culture Leaves Thousands of Gatekeepers Unemployed Mainstream Acceptance of Nerd Culture Leaves Thousands of Gatekeepers Unemployed LOS ANGELES — Recent labor statistics show the number of gatekeeper positions available in the United States dropped 30% between 2016 and 2017, and is…
April 3, 2018 Million Redditors With Million Keyboards Accidentally Write Westworld Season 2 Million Redditors With Million Keyboards Accidentally Write Westworld Season 2 LOS ANGELES — With the season two premiere of HBO’s Westworld on the horizon, a group of one million Redditors were miraculously able to recreate…
April 1, 2018 Mom Doesn’t See Why Son Can’t Bring Home Nice, Jewish Waifu Mom Doesn’t See Why Son Can’t Bring Home Nice, Jewish Waifu SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — After seeing her son Jacob Cohen bring home his new girlfriend for Passover, a body pillow with the image of a young…
March 31, 2018 The Simpsons Seasons 2-8 to Be Put Into the Disney Vault Until 2035 The Simpsons Seasons 2-8 to Be Put Into the Disney Vault Until 2035 BURBANK, Calif. — A representative from Disney has announced that the fan favorite second through eighth seasons of The Simpsons will be placed in the…
March 28, 2018 5 Graphic Novels You Must Lie About Reading Before You Turn 30 5 Graphic Novels You Must Lie About Reading Before You Turn 30 Look, I’m a big believer in reading and shit. It’s super important, but can we be expected to read every last book that people like?…
March 25, 2018 Amazon’s Lord of the Rings Reboot to Feature Drone Delivery of One Ring Amazon’s Lord of the Rings Reboot to Feature Drone Delivery of One Ring LOS ANGELES — A drone will deliver the One Ring safely and securely to Mordor in Amazon’s upcoming Lord of the Rings series, according to…
March 21, 2018 Awkward Japanese Teenager Thinks American Culture Would Understand Him Awkward Japanese Teenager Thinks American Culture Would Understand Him TOKYO — Tokyo Metropolitan Shinjuku High School student Ayano Ishii plans to move to the United States directly after graduation, sources close to the teen…
