October 4, 2018 Stay Tuned After the Credits of Venom Because They Start That Fucker Over Stay Tuned After the Credits of Venom Because They Start That Fucker Over Of all the influence the Marvel Cinematic Universe has had on the comic book movie adaptation genre, none have been as much fun to watch…
October 1, 2018 Review: This Anime Dating Sim is Considerably Deep and Hey Where Are You Going? Review: This Anime Dating Sim is Considerably Deep and Hey Where Are You Going? Sure it looks like your standard pervy anime dating simulator, but if you give it a fair chance, Doki Doki Literature Club is a very…
September 28, 2018 QUIZ: Can You Have a Polite But Distant Conversation With Your Cousin Who Only Plays FIFA? QUIZ: Can You Have a Polite But Distant Conversation With Your Cousin Who Only Plays FIFA? You’re standing alone at the family get together. Your little cousin walks up to you and makes eye contact and… yep, god dammit, he wants…
September 25, 2018 Disgusting: [NERD PROPERTY] Fans Are Boycotting Because It Features Some [MARGINALIZED PEOPLE] *TEMPLATE* Disgusting: [NERD PROPERTY] Fans Are Boycotting Because It Features Some [MARGINALIZED PEOPLE] *TEMPLATE* THIS IS A TEMPLATE. DO NOT FORGET TO FILL IN THE BLANKS WHEN THE INEVITABLE NEW STORY COMES OUT. DO NOT DISTRIBUTE. – Editor Ugh,…
September 23, 2018 Kevin Feige Confirms Defeating Thanos Will Require Weird 10-Minute Scene in China Kevin Feige Confirms Defeating Thanos Will Require Weird 10-Minute Scene in China BURBANK, Calif. — In a press conference this morning, Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige confirmed rumors that the sequel to Avengers: Infinity War will contain…
September 20, 2018 MISSING: Six Teenagers Who Disappeared Right Before the Power Rangers Showed Up MISSING: Six Teenagers Who Disappeared Right Before the Power Rangers Showed Up ANGEL GROVE, Calif. — Police are currently on the lookout for a group of six teenagers with attitude that went missing right before the unrelated…
September 12, 2018 5 Scott Pilgrim Quotes That Nice Boy Over There Will Use to Justify Abusing You 5 Scott Pilgrim Quotes That Nice Boy Over There Will Use to Justify Abusing You Do you love comic books? Here are the top five Scott Pilgrim quotes you can expect that unassuming “male feminist” rocking a Mac DeMarco shirt…
September 4, 2018 New Tom Clancy Novel About a Friggin Gun That Became President New Tom Clancy Novel About a Friggin Gun That Became President BALTIMORE — Sources report that the newest novel in the Jack Ryan series originally created by Tom Clancy before his death is about a gun…
August 28, 2018 Time For Redemption: Louis CK to Star in Upcoming ‘Leisure Suit Larry’ Movie Time For Redemption: Louis CK to Star in Upcoming ‘Leisure Suit Larry’ Movie NEW YORK — After a surprise appearance at the Comedy Cellar on Monday night, Louis CK has continued his comeback tour by announcing that he…
