November 12, 2018 It’s Time to Cast a Black Stan Lee It’s Time to Cast a Black Stan Lee Stan Lee tragically passed today at the age of 95. He leaves behind as rich a legacy as anyone will this century, having done no…
November 8, 2018 Dwayne Johnson to Play Stack of Pogs in Upcoming Film Dwayne Johnson to Play Stack of Pogs in Upcoming Film LOS ANGELES — Superstar Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has confirmed months of online rumors by revealing that he will produce and star in an upcoming…
November 5, 2018 Wikileaks Reveals Thousands of Unseen Strong Bad Emails Wikileaks Reveals Thousands of Unseen Strong Bad Emails FREE COUNTRY — Whistleblower site Wikileaks released a massive cache of unseen Strong Bad emails today, sending shockwaves throughout Strong Badia and drawing an angry…
November 4, 2018 Amazon’s ‘The Wheel of Time’ Series to Be 328 Seasons Long Amazon’s ‘The Wheel of Time’ Series to Be 328 Seasons Long SANTA MONICA, Calif. — After greenlighting a TV adaptation of Robert Jordan’s high-fantasy series The Wheel Of Time, Amazon Studios announced they are committed to…
November 2, 2018 Bald Guy in Wheelchair Not Sure What to Be For Halloween Bald Guy in Wheelchair Not Sure What to Be For Halloween MANCHESTER, N.H. — Grant Shelling, a bald wheelchair-bound professor at Manchester Community College, browsed a local Party City in an attempt to figure out what…
November 1, 2018 Trick or Treater Dressed as Link Mistaken for Peter Pan at Every House Trick or Treater Dressed as Link Mistaken for Peter Pan at Every House TOLEDO, Ohio — Clad in Link’s signature green tunic, a hand stitched hat, and prosthetic elf ears, eight-year-old Thomas McConnell has suffered what’s being described…
October 31, 2018 Freddy Krueger Still Waiting for Teenager Playing Fortnite to Go to Fucking Sleep Freddy Krueger Still Waiting for Teenager Playing Fortnite to Go to Fucking Sleep ELM STREET — Serial killer Freddy Krueger has waited thirty hours for local teenager Michael Thompson to end his Fortnite marathon and “go to fucking…
October 31, 2018 Opinion: Why Should I Reward Shitty Cosplay With Free Candy? Opinion: Why Should I Reward Shitty Cosplay With Free Candy? Cosplay is the artform of the people. With our own hands, we create movie-quality costumes that show off our creativity, passion and love of convention…
October 29, 2018 MGM Announces Plans to Reboot RoboCop Every Few Years Until You Die MGM Announces Plans to Reboot RoboCop Every Few Years Until You Die LOS ANGELES — Several months after revealing that filmmaker Neill Blomkamp was working on a reboot of RoboCop to be released next year, MGM Studios…
