January 2, 2019 RANKED: The Top 1 Giant Space Worms in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back RANKED: The Top 1 Giant Space Worms in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back The Star Wars fandom is full of debates. Did Han or Greedo shoot first? Are Ewoks cute or annoying kid shit? Is The Last Jedi…
December 29, 2018 Battletoads Movie Stuck on Hover Bike Scene Battletoads Movie Stuck on Hover Bike Scene LOS ANGELES — Production of a new movie based on the iconic Battletoads video game franchise has reportedly stalled due to difficulties surrounding the film’s…
December 28, 2018 Every Character in D&D Campaign Just Slightly Modified ‘Critical Role’ Characters Every Character in D&D Campaign Just Slightly Modified ‘Critical Role’ Characters RALEIGH, N.C. — After ten lengthy game sessions, members of a local D&D party came to the collective realization that they were all just playing…
December 9, 2018 Opinion: You’re Gatekeeping Wrong Opinion: You’re Gatekeeping Wrong I am so goddamn sick of seeing fake gatekeepers on the internet telling people they aren’t real fans of something, because they are gatekeeping all…
December 3, 2018 Goodwill Now Taking Pre-Orders on Madden 2011 Goodwill Now Taking Pre-Orders on Madden 2011 OWOSSO, Mich. — A local Goodwill store has began taking pre-orders on an upcoming donation that includes an inordinate amount of copies of Madden 2011…
November 27, 2018 Can’t Wait for Neon Genesis Evangelion on Netflix? Try These Five Must-Watch Mecha Anime Can’t Wait for Neon Genesis Evangelion on Netflix? Try These Five Must-Watch Mecha Anime Neon Genesis Evangelion, heralded as one the most influential animes of all time, is coming to Netflix. Securing proper Western distribution means no more Amazon-shipped…
November 27, 2018 Fellow Criminal Insists Batman Ain’t Coming This Time Fellow Criminal Insists Batman Ain’t Coming This Time GOTHAM CITY — Villainous flunky Thomas O’Dowd remains steadfast in his belief that, despite the frequency at which Batman thwarts the activity of criminals in…
November 26, 2018 WatchMojo Staff Unionize, Release List of Top 10 Worker Demands of All Time WatchMojo Staff Unionize, Release List of Top 10 Worker Demands of All Time MONTREAL, Canada — The staff of video content producer WatchMojo.com announced early this morning their decision to unionize and have released a video detailing their…
November 25, 2018 George Lucas Pitches Crazy Rich Neimoidians to Horrified Disney Executives George Lucas Pitches Crazy Rich Neimoidians to Horrified Disney Executives BURBANK, Calif. — George Lucas reportedly crashed an executive meeting at Disney, where he feverishly proposed a film called Crazy Rich Neimoidians to horrified executives,…
