May 7, 2019 Digimon Having Rough Day Whispers to Himself He’s the Champion Digimon Having Rough Day Whispers to Himself He’s the Champion THE DIGITAL WORLD — Trying to calm himself down after a really stressful day, the Insectoid Digimon Tentomon reportedly took several deep breaths and began…
May 7, 2019 Game of Thrones Finale to Kill Off Millions of HBO Subscriptions Game of Thrones Finale to Kill Off Millions of HBO Subscriptions NEW YORK — In response to viewer complaints HBO had become too reluctant to dispatch high-profile characters on Game of Thrones, the show’s producers revealed…
May 6, 2019 Camp Crystal Lake Closes After Seven Disastrous Summers Camp Crystal Lake Closes After Seven Disastrous Summers CRYSTAL LAKE, N.J. — After over a half a decade of calamity and a body count in the triple digits, historic Camp Crystal Lake has…
May 4, 2019 Paramount Buries Sonic Controversy With Brilliant New Kirby Design Paramount Buries Sonic Controversy With Brilliant New Kirby Design LOS ANGELES — In a PR blitz designed to negate the backlash to their Sonic the Hedgehog live-action design, Paramount executives scrambled to appease fans…
May 4, 2019 Furry Entrant in Kentucky Derby Going Off at 1,786,326-1 Odds Furry Entrant in Kentucky Derby Going Off at 1,786,326-1 Odds LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Captain PixieHoof, set to become the first member of the furry subculture to ever compete in the Kentucky Derby, was placed at…
May 3, 2019 Sonic Team Insulted Movie Director Would Do Something So Pathetic as Respond to Fan Feedback Sonic Team Insulted Movie Director Would Do Something So Pathetic as Respond to Fan Feedback TOKYO — In a press conference this morning tinged with disgust and shock, Sega’s Sonic Team told reporters that they were totally insulted that the…
April 30, 2019 Anime Fan Considering Naming Corgi Ein Anime Fan Considering Naming Corgi Ein SEATTLE — In a late-night revelation, local anime fan Jason Meyers reportedly decided to subtly let people know he is a Cowboy Bebop fan by…
April 29, 2019 Teen Shipping Her Divorced Parents Teen Shipping Her Divorced Parents OKEMOS, Mich. — Sources report that Joanna Nowak, 13, has been playfully daydreaming about what might happen if there were a relationship between her two…
April 26, 2019 Nerd Couple Has Klingon-Themed Divorce Nerd Couple Has Klingon-Themed Divorce CLACKAMAS, Ore. — Citing irreconcilable differences, local Trekkies Paul and Lisa Ash went into painstaking detail to make sure that the dissolving of their ten…
