May 25, 2019 Riddler Tricks Batman Into Attending His Open Mic Set Riddler Tricks Batman Into Attending His Open Mic Set GOTHAM — The Caped Crusader has once again successfully interpreted The Riddler’s esoteric clues and thwarted his latest caper, a stand up comedy set at…
May 23, 2019 Scrapped Endgame Post-Credits Scene Reveals Capcom Beat the Shit Out of Exhausted Avengers Scrapped Endgame Post-Credits Scene Reveals Capcom Beat the Shit Out of Exhausted Avengers BURBANK, Calif. — A recent leak of production assets from Avengers: Endgame revealed an unused post-credits scene in which Capcom characters assemble and beat the…
May 23, 2019 YouTube Video Essayist Spends 20 Minutes Explaining Concept of Hunger to Waiter Before Ordering YouTube Video Essayist Spends 20 Minutes Explaining Concept of Hunger to Waiter Before Ordering RENTON, Wash. — YouTube video essayist Rob Meyers, who has garnered thousands of views on his videos about film, television, and video games, took a…
May 22, 2019 Thousands of Parents Now Regret Naming Their Children ‘Game of Thrones’ Thousands of Parents Now Regret Naming Their Children ‘Game of Thrones’ UNITED STATES — Following the series finale of HBO’s massively successful series, parents around the nation are feeling remorse and humiliation after naming their children…
May 21, 2019 Joe Rogan One Suggestion Away From Eating Human Meat Joe Rogan One Suggestion Away From Eating Human Meat LOS ANGELES — Fearful sources from inside the production team at the podcast The Joe Rogan Experience are becoming increasingly worried at the possibility of…
May 20, 2019 Let’s Get This Over With: Yes, My Tailpipe Is My Asshole Let’s Get This Over With: Yes, My Tailpipe Is My Asshole Greetings, humans and other sentient creatures of Earth. It is I, Optimus Prime, leader of the heroic Autobots and sworn protector of your planet. Defending…
May 19, 2019 Campaign Finishes Three-Year Run Without DM Campaign Finishes Three-Year Run Without DM BELFAST, Ireland – Players of a local fantasy role-playing game expressed relief and exhaustion today after completing their campaign, ending a three-year run without a…
May 19, 2019 ‘Game of Thrones’ Prepares for Final Climactic Clash Between Those Who Think It’s Still Good and Those Who Think It Sucks Dick Now ‘Game of Thrones’ Prepares for Final Climactic Clash Between Those Who Think It’s Still Good and Those Who Think It Sucks Dick Now NEW YORK — As HBO’s hit show Game of Thrones comes to a conclusion, fans are preparing for the grand finale, featuring one last all-out…
May 17, 2019 Adult Man Still Furious About Decade-Old Movie For Teen Girls Adult Man Still Furious About Decade-Old Movie For Teen Girls TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — 37-year-old man Kris Lusk is still angry about the Twilight series of films, which ended seven years ago and was intended to…
