June 26, 2019 Podcast Fan Certain He Would Be Best Friends With Host If He Could Just Nail Down Address Podcast Fan Certain He Would Be Best Friends With Host If He Could Just Nail Down Address LOS ANGELES — Podcast fan Garth Hickman announced recently that he’s confident that he would be best friends with Zach Briggs, co-host of the popular…
June 24, 2019 New M. Night Shyamalan Film Released Straight to Wikipedia Synopsis New M. Night Shyamalan Film Released Straight to Wikipedia Synopsis LOS ANGELES – Following the disappointing critical reception of Glass, M. Night Shyamalan and Blinding Edge Pictures have announced the revolutionary filmmaker’s next project will…
June 24, 2019 Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge Features Incredibly Lifelike Rian Johnson for Fans to Yell At Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge Features Incredibly Lifelike Rian Johnson for Fans to Yell At ORLANDO, Fla. — Alongside its life-size Millennium Falcon and replica lightsabers for purchase, Disney revealed that its new Star Wars-themed section of Disneyworld will also…
June 23, 2019 This Is How Bernie Sanders Can Still Beat Avatar’s Box Office Record This Is How Bernie Sanders Can Still Beat Avatar’s Box Office Record This much is clear: Bernie Sanders is the only politician championing millennial nerds. From being the top sword-guy candidate to tweeting support for video game…
June 21, 2019 Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders Practice Fusion Dance For Hours in Attempt to Merge Into Ideal Candidate Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders Practice Fusion Dance For Hours in Attempt to Merge Into Ideal Candidate KAMI’S LOOKOUT — Sweating and breathing heavily from their strenuous efforts, sources confirmed Wednesday that Senator Elizabeth Warren and Senator Bernie Sanders were hard at…
June 21, 2019 Review: Neon Genesis Evangelion Loses Its Appeal Now That It’s Easy for People to Watch Review: Neon Genesis Evangelion Loses Its Appeal Now That It’s Easy for People to Watch One of the most revolutionary and impactful anime series in history is now widely available on Netflix for all to see – and it’s this…
June 20, 2019 Bob Iger Seen Begging Subway Passengers For Additional $50 Million to Beat Box Office Record Bob Iger Seen Begging Subway Passengers For Additional $50 Million to Beat Box Office Record NEW YORK — CEO of the Walt Disney Company Bob Iger was seen panhandling on the New York City subway this morning asking passengers for…
June 19, 2019 Hulu Announces New Prank Show Featuring Millie Bobby Brown Slashing Tires in Thrift Store Parking Lots Hulu Announces New Prank Show Featuring Millie Bobby Brown Slashing Tires in Thrift Store Parking Lots LOS ANGELES — Following a similar announcement from their primary competitors, Hulu has revealed a new reality prank show called Totally Nutz, which will feature…
June 18, 2019 Lil Nas X’s ‘Old Town Road’ Released in Japan as ‘Lil Castlevania Nas X: Old Town Rondo of Road’ Lil Nas X’s ‘Old Town Road’ Released in Japan as ‘Lil Castlevania Nas X: Old Town Rondo of Road’ TOKYO — Konami announced plans to create a music record label to release smash hit song “Old Town Road” by Lil Nas X to Japanese…
