July 12, 2019 Disney Creates Beautifully Realistic CGI Audience to Enjoy ‘The Lion King’ Disney Creates Beautifully Realistic CGI Audience to Enjoy ‘The Lion King’ LOS ANGELES — Directed by Jon Favreau, Disney announced today a perfectly photo-realistic CGI audience created to enjoy the studio’s remake of The Lion King.…
July 11, 2019 Man No Longer Considered the Most Dangerous Game Man No Longer Considered the Most Dangerous Game AMAZON RAINFOREST — In a solemn press conference staged outside their lavish rainforest bungalow, the world’s billionaires have announced that trapping a young man on…
July 11, 2019 Gamer Excited for Cuphead Property She Can Actually Finish Gamer Excited for Cuphead Property She Can Actually Finish AUSTIN, Texas — Local gamer Kaylie Terline was reportedly thrilled to hear that Netflix is producing an animated Cuphead show she might actually be able…
July 8, 2019 Cartoon Character Voiced by Steve Blum, or Maybe Matt Mercer. Come to Think of It, Liam O’Brien? No, Crispin Freeman. Wait, It’s Phil Lamarr Cartoon Character Voiced by Steve Blum, or Maybe Matt Mercer. Come to Think of It, Liam O’Brien? No, Crispin Freeman. Wait, It’s Phil Lamarr FORT WORTH, Texas — After watching the English dub of Megalo Box today, local anime fans Alex Reiner and Makeda Webb spoke positively of the…
July 5, 2019 Live-Action ‘Little Mermaid’ to Feature Hidden Live-Action Penis Live-Action ‘Little Mermaid’ to Feature Hidden Live-Action Penis LOS ANGELES — Disney Studios announced today that the upcoming live action remake of The Little Mermaid is set to feature a real live penis…
July 4, 2019 Next Game of Thrones? My Hot Friend Bought a Sword Next Game of Thrones? My Hot Friend Bought a Sword After the thrilling conclusion of the hit HBO show Game of Thrones left viewers decidedly enthralled and satisfied, the world is ready to take on…
July 2, 2019 YouTuber Has Almost Enough Subscribers to Quit Day Job YouTuber Has Almost Enough Subscribers to Quit Day Job LOS ANGELES — Up-and-coming online celebrity James Corden announced to his YouTube subscribers last night in an update video that he has nearly enough money…
June 28, 2019 Horror Director Can’t Remember If His Movie Is in the ‘Conjuring’ Universe or Not Horror Director Can’t Remember If His Movie Is in the ‘Conjuring’ Universe or Not LOS ANGELES — Horror director Gary Dauberman recently spent another workday wondering if his horror film Annabelle Comes Home, was part of the Conjuring cinematic…
June 26, 2019 All 9 Seasons of ‘The Office’ Now Available Exclusively on Tenor GIF Keyboard All 9 Seasons of ‘The Office’ Now Available Exclusively on Tenor GIF Keyboard Fear not, Dunderheads! While popular comedy series The Office will be leaving Netflix in 2021, Tenor has announced that every episode will now be available…
