September 30, 2019 INSANE!!! My Ex-Wife Gave Birth [REACTION VIDEO] INSANE!!! My Ex-Wife Gave Birth [REACTION VIDEO]
September 27, 2019 Verizon, AMC, and Long John Silver’s All Announce New Streaming Platforms Verizon, AMC, and Long John Silver’s All Announce New Streaming Platforms Several more streaming platforms will be joining a crowded field next year, as today saw announcements of upcoming services from telecommunications giant Verizon, popular television…
September 25, 2019 ‘Breaking Bad’ Movie to Pick Up Right Where College Boyfriend’s Description of Show Left Off ‘Breaking Bad’ Movie to Pick Up Right Where College Boyfriend’s Description of Show Left Off CROTON-ON-HUDSON, N.Y. — Netflix just dropped the first full-length trailer for El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie, a sequel film to AMC’s Emmy-winning series that…
September 24, 2019 Alfonso Cuarón Announces Roma Pinball Machine Alfonso Cuarón Announces Roma Pinball Machine LONDON — At a surprise press conference this morning, acclaimed filmmaker Alfonso Cuarón announced his newest project: a pinball machine based on his 2018 film…
September 24, 2019 NFL Dating Simulator Wins Survival Horror Game of the Year NFL Dating Simulator Wins Survival Horror Game of the Year NEW YORK — NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell held a press conference at NFL Headquarters to announce that their terrifying new video game NFL Dating Simulator…
September 23, 2019 Friends Concerned After White Guy Expresses No Interest in Visiting Japan Friends Concerned After White Guy Expresses No Interest in Visiting Japan COLUMBUS, Ohio — Pasty white guy Michael Stephenson alarmed friends and loved ones by vocalizing that he had absolutely no interest in visiting Japan, disturbed…
September 18, 2019 Disgraced Jackie Chan Reveals His Movies Are All TAS Disgraced Jackie Chan Reveals His Movies Are All TAS HONG KONG — Filmmaker Jackie Chan held back tears at a press conference today after revealing that all of the stunts in his movies were…
September 16, 2019 SNL Intern Forced to Comb Through 600 5-Hour Long Podcast Episodes After Hiring Gamer Comedian SNL Intern Forced to Comb Through 600 5-Hour Long Podcast Episodes After Hiring Gamer Comedian NEW YORK — Saturday Night Live production intern Christine Price is reportedly being forced to listen to 600 episodes of the podcast The Video Game…
September 15, 2019 God Confirms Bible Takes Place in ‘Spy Kids’ Universe God Confirms Bible Takes Place in ‘Spy Kids’ Universe LOS ANGELES — After years of speculation, God finally confirmed at a press conference today that the events of the Bible, the Holy Book central…
