November 5, 2019 Ah, Shit: We Forgot to Review ‘Game of Thrones’ Ah, Shit: We Forgot to Review ‘Game of Thrones’ Winter has come, the bells have tolled, and now our watch has ended. Game of Thrones, the fantasy juggernaut that launched HBO into the streaming…
November 3, 2019 Joker Overtakes Pulp Fiction in Dorm Room Poster Rankings Joker Overtakes Pulp Fiction in Dorm Room Poster Rankings NEW YORK — The wall decor world was stunned this week when the American Poster Society revealed that 2019’s Joker has already overtaken Quentin Tarantino’s…
November 1, 2019 Hot Guy’s Thor Halloween Costume Makes No Fucking Sense Hot Guy’s Thor Halloween Costume Makes No Fucking Sense MEMPHIS, Tenn. — A perfectly symmetrical, toned, effortlessly attractive man drew criticism from the schlub community this weekend after he was spotted at a local…
October 31, 2019 Embarrassment Ensues at Police Halloween Party Where Everyone Showed Up as the Punisher Embarrassment Ensues at Police Halloween Party Where Everyone Showed Up as the Punisher ONEONTA, Ala. — A social faux pas was committed at the annual Blount County Police Halloween Ball after every single officer and deputy dressed as…
October 24, 2019 Conan O’Brien Replaced in ‘Death Stranding’ Last Minute by Jay Leno Conan O’Brien Replaced in ‘Death Stranding’ Last Minute by Jay Leno TOKYO — Death Stranding creator Hideo Kojima announced today that the character The Wondering MC, formerly voiced by comedian Conan O’Brien, is now being voiced…
October 24, 2019 Alfonso Cuarón Blasts Angry Birds Film Franchise For ‘Lacking Vision’ Alfonso Cuarón Blasts Angry Birds Film Franchise For ‘Lacking Vision’ LOS ANGELES — Academy Award-winning filmmaker Alfonso Cuarón has caused a stir in the film community after disparaging the artistic merit of the Angry Birds…
October 22, 2019 Man Knows More About Superman’s Parents Than His Own Man Knows More About Superman’s Parents Than His Own RICHMOND, Va. — Thirty-two year old comic book fanatic Kevin Hughes has more knowledge about Superman’s canonically dead parents than he does of his still…
October 18, 2019 The ‘Joker’ Ending Mansplained The ‘Joker’ Ending Mansplained Warning: If you haven’t experienced Joker yet, you won’t be able to comprehend the subtext and depth of the art behind what we’re going to…
October 15, 2019 Here Are All the Disney Movies and Series Coming to Pirate Bay Here Are All the Disney Movies and Series Coming to Pirate Bay Disney is getting ready to enter the video streaming space with their new Disney+ service, but it looks like they’ve already got some competition as…
