December 17, 2019 Critical Role on Indefinite Hiatus After Matt Mercer Joins Thursday Night Intramural Team Critical Role on Indefinite Hiatus After Matt Mercer Joins Thursday Night Intramural Team LOS ANGELES — Matt Mercer, Dungeon Master and face of the hugely popular Critical Role series, announced today that the show would be on indefinite…
December 13, 2019 Twin Galaxies Removes George Costanza’s Frogger High Score From Leaderboard After Discovering It Was Faked Twin Galaxies Removes George Costanza’s Frogger High Score From Leaderboard After Discovering It Was Faked OTTUMWA, Iowa — Calling the circumstance a highly regrettable error and promising that they will increase the thoroughness of their research in the future, video…
December 13, 2019 5 Easter Eggs in the New Sonic Trailer to Keep Your Mind Off of the Entire Animation Studio Being Abruptly Fired 5 Easter Eggs in the New Sonic Trailer to Keep Your Mind Off of the Entire Animation Studio Being Abruptly Fired After months of anticipation, the new trailer for the Sonic the Hedgehog movie is here, and it doesn’t disappoint. Long time fans of the series…
December 9, 2019 God Damn It: Fantasy Novel Has a Bunch of Songs in It God Damn It: Fantasy Novel Has a Bunch of Songs in It CHARLESTON, S.C. — Horrified readers across the nation are reporting highly anticipated fantasy novel Obelisk of Dawn is packed with awful songs. “Sing for the…
December 7, 2019 Professor X Sends Thoughts and Prayers, Killing Thousands Professor X Sends Thoughts and Prayers, Killing Thousands NORTH SALEM, N.Y. — 2,104 people were found dead after local professor Charles Xavier used his telepathic powers to send thoughts and prayers to the…
December 6, 2019 Stephen King Bangs Out ‘The Winds of Winter’ on a Tuesday for Shits and Giggles Stephen King Bangs Out ‘The Winds of Winter’ on a Tuesday for Shits and Giggles BANGOR, Maine — Prolific horror writer Stephen King reportedly penned the long-anticipated sixth book in George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire…
December 5, 2019 Oh No: Jon Favreau Just Revealed That Baby Yoda’s Name is Mike Pence Oh No: Jon Favreau Just Revealed That Baby Yoda’s Name is Mike Pence We have awful news for fans of Star Wars and cute puppets everywhere; The Mandalorian creator Jon Favreau just revealed that Baby Yoda’s actual canonical…
December 4, 2019 Hard Drive Investigates: Is Darth Maul Red With Black Stripes or Black With Red Stripes? Hard Drive Investigates: Is Darth Maul Red With Black Stripes or Black With Red Stripes? Ever since George Lucas’s sci-fi epic The Phantom Menace premiered in 1999, Star Wars fans have been obsessed with one character: Darth Maul. Speaking only…
December 2, 2019 Deadpool ‘I’ve Got Issues’ Shirt Already Raising Mental Health Awareness Deadpool ‘I’ve Got Issues’ Shirt Already Raising Mental Health Awareness LAS CRUCES, N.M. — Self-described ‘nerdtrepreneur’ and microbrewery employee Zachary Oldfield has reportedly taken it upon himself to raise mental health awareness in his community…
