January 22, 2020 Huge ‘Star Wars’ Planet Adds Second Town Huge ‘Star Wars’ Planet Adds Second Town NEVARRO — Far far away planet Nevarro has added a second town after realizing they have the room to spare, according to those familiar with…
January 22, 2020 Top 7 Podcasts for the 30 Second Walk to Take the Garbage Out Top 7 Podcasts for the 30 Second Walk to Take the Garbage Out It’s that time of the day. You must distract yourself from the momentary mundaneness of a simple chore. That garbage bag filled to the brim…
January 21, 2020 Marvel’s New Trans Superhero Will Be Completely Invisible at All Times Marvel’s New Trans Superhero Will Be Completely Invisible at All Times LOS ANGELES — In a first for the multi-million dollar media franchise, president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige has confirmed during a press conference that…
January 15, 2020 Tragic: The Computer Server From Black Mirror’s San Junipero Is Down for Scheduled Maintenance Tragic: The Computer Server From Black Mirror’s San Junipero Is Down for Scheduled Maintenance SANTA ROSA, Calif. — Sadly leaving all of the service’s customers unavailable to access the popular massively multiplayer online game until 8:00 AM PST tomorrow…
January 15, 2020 75% of Seniors Report Most Trusted Source of Information is Quotes Over Pictures of Sam Elliott 75% of Seniors Report Most Trusted Source of Information is Quotes Over Pictures of Sam Elliott WASHINGTON — Scientifically confirming a correlation that has been speculated for decades, a recent study by the Pew Research Center has revealed that a majority…
January 14, 2020 Kumail Nanjiani Thinks About ‘Stuber’ Reviews to Help Power Through a Few More Reps Kumail Nanjiani Thinks About ‘Stuber’ Reviews to Help Power Through a Few More Reps LOS ANGELES — Actor Kumail Nanjiani took to the internet recently to show off his new muscle-bound physique and talk about his fitness routine, confirming…
January 14, 2020 Exhausted Parents Admit Newborn Didn’t Really Get Good Until Season 4 Exhausted Parents Admit Newborn Didn’t Really Get Good Until Season 4 COLONIAL HEIGHTS, Va. — Parents Pat and Misty Santohir reportedly told friends that, while they did not regret having their daughter Jacyln, they didn’t really…
January 9, 2020 Man Yearning For ‘Good Old Days’ Mostly Yearning for Bionicle Man Yearning For ‘Good Old Days’ Mostly Yearning for Bionicle MILWAUKEE — Nostalgic 26-year-old James Crawford claims he spent his week reminiscing about the halcyon days of 2001, though sources report he was mostly pining…
January 1, 2020 Netflix Announces It’s Losing the Audio Portion of ‘Breaking Bad’ in 2020 Netflix Announces It’s Losing the Audio Portion of ‘Breaking Bad’ in 2020 LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix co-founder and CEO Reed Hastings announced today that the streaming platform will lose the rights to the audio portions of…
