February 20, 2020 Review: Critics Are Too Hard on ‘Sonic,’ Which Is Fun for the Whole Family, Just Like Olive Garden Review: Critics Are Too Hard on ‘Sonic,’ Which Is Fun for the Whole Family, Just Like Olive Garden While Sonic himself may say gotta go fast, we as reviewers gotta be asked: why so harsh on our blue furry friend? Today I saw…
February 20, 2020 I Cannot Endorse Bernie Sanders’ Proposed Wealth Tax Because He is Clearly Count Olaf in Disguise I Cannot Endorse Bernie Sanders’ Proposed Wealth Tax Because He is Clearly Count Olaf in Disguise One might think Bernie Sanders is an ideal presidential candidate, but this could not be further from the truth as he is actually the notorious…
February 19, 2020 Warhammer 40k TV Show to Release in Black and White So Viewers Can Color It to Their Liking Warhammer 40k TV Show to Release in Black and White So Viewers Can Color It to Their Liking SEATTLE — Warhammer 40,000 showrunner Frank Spotnitz revealed today that the upcoming television show will be released in black and white so fans can color…
February 16, 2020 Big Game Hunter Convention Planned Suspiciously Close to Furry Convention Big Game Hunter Convention Planned Suspiciously Close to Furry Convention SIOUX CITY, Iowa — Furries in Iowa planning a day of revelry, debauchery, and good times were shocked to learn that a big game hunting…
February 13, 2020 Casual Yu-Gi-Oh! Tournament Held Up as Competitors Share Tragic Backstories Casual Yu-Gi-Oh! Tournament Held Up as Competitors Share Tragic Backstories FLUSHING, N.Y. — A Yu-Gi-Oh! tournament at local comic store Pages and Pieces was held up for several hours today as competitors took turns sharing…
February 11, 2020 Disney Breeds Dozens of New Frog Species to Expand National Geographic Streaming Content Disney Breeds Dozens of New Frog Species to Expand National Geographic Streaming Content BURBANK, Calif. — Stating their intent to dramatically increase the wildlife channel’s Disney+ presence, the Walt Disney Company announced today they would begin breeding and…
February 10, 2020 Celebrating A24 Executive Just Assumed Parasite Was Theirs Celebrating A24 Executive Just Assumed Parasite Was Theirs LOS ANGELES — A24 executive Steven Frank was ecstatic about the momentous Best Picture win at the Oscars for South Korean film Parasite until he…
February 7, 2020 Star Wars Porn Parody Changes Luke and Leia to Just Step Siblings Star Wars Porn Parody Changes Luke and Leia to Just Step Siblings MONTREAL — Representatives from Brazzers have confirmed that their highly anticipated nine-part pornographic Star Wars parody series will modify the canon so as to make…
February 6, 2020 What If There Was a ‘The Twilight Zone’ for Gamers? What If There Was a ‘The Twilight Zone’ for Gamers?
