May 18, 2020 ‘Community’ Virtual Table Read Loses Most Cast Members Part Way Through ‘Community’ Virtual Table Read Loses Most Cast Members Part Way Through LOS ANGELES — The cast of the cult hit sitcom Community surprised fans this week with a reunion over Zoom, although most of the original…
May 15, 2020 Diabetic Who Can’t Afford Insulin Feels Kind of Like Jason Statham From ‘Crank’ Diabetic Who Can’t Afford Insulin Feels Kind of Like Jason Statham From ‘Crank’ LOS ANGELES — After finding out he can’t afford next month’s supply of insulin, local indie cartoonist Thomas Makhoul reported feeling like Jason Statham’s character…
May 10, 2020 Superman Asks Waiter If There’s Kryptonite in His Meal Superman Asks Waiter If There’s Kryptonite in His Meal METROPOLIS — Local superhero Superman reportedly asked his waiter at a restaurant last night if there was any kryptonite in his salmon meal. “Yeah I…
May 10, 2020 Anime Mom Struggles Every Day to Not Die for Her Child’s Tragic Backstory Anime Mom Struggles Every Day to Not Die for Her Child’s Tragic Backstory SHINJUKU, Japan — Local anime mother Ruka Hanae is struggling every day to avoid dying a horrible death that would inevitably be woven into a…
May 9, 2020 Voltron Team Members Have Zoom Meeting Voltron Team Members Have Zoom Meeting PLANET ARUS — The five members of Voltron Force, the team that pilots the super robot known as Voltron, assembled remotely from their homes for…
May 8, 2020 Huge Film Buff Hasn’t Enjoyed One in Eight Years Huge Film Buff Hasn’t Enjoyed One in Eight Years LOS ANGELES — Sources have confirmed that Lance Pendleton, a film major who describes cinema as his singular passion, has not enjoyed a viewing of…
May 6, 2020 Mortal Kombat 11 DLC Pack to Include Sheeva, RoboCop, and Dewey From Malcolm in the Middle Mortal Kombat 11 DLC Pack to Include Sheeva, RoboCop, and Dewey From Malcolm in the Middle CHICAGO — NetherRealm Studios announced the next set of fighters coming to Mortal Kombat 11 today, a collection that will see the series continue to…
May 4, 2020 Star Trek Fan Says ‘Happy Holidays’ Instead of ‘May the Fourth Be With You’ Star Trek Fan Says ‘Happy Holidays’ Instead of ‘May the Fourth Be With You’ CINCINNATI — While many people are observing May 4 as Star Wars Day by saying “may the fourth be with you,” local Star Trek fan…
May 1, 2020 Frank Miller Brings Gritty Noir Sensibility to Niece’s Baby Shower Frank Miller Brings Gritty Noir Sensibility to Niece’s Baby Shower SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Iconic comic book author Frank Miller brought his trademark terse and pulpy style to his niece Annabelle’s baby shower last weekend,…
