June 4, 2020 Official ‘Mrs Doubtfire’ Instagram Page Shows Solidarity With Protesters By Saying “Hellllooo!” to All Victims of Racism Official ‘Mrs Doubtfire’ Instagram Page Shows Solidarity With Protesters By Saying “Hellllooo!” to All Victims of Racism The officially verified Instagram page representing the 1993 Robin Williams comedy Mrs. Doubtfire has joined the various brands and social media pages expressing support for…
May 28, 2020 Epstein Documentary Removes Itself From Netflix Epstein Documentary Removes Itself From Netflix LOS GATOS, Calif. — Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich, a highly anticipated documentary about the deceased sex offender and financier, has mysteriously removed itself from Netflix…
May 28, 2020 Ash Ketchum’s Mom Doesn’t Have the Heart to Tell Him His Original Pikachu Died 6 Years Ago Ash Ketchum’s Mom Doesn’t Have the Heart to Tell Him His Original Pikachu Died 6 Years Ago KANTO — Local mother Delia Ketchum reportedly doesn’t have the heart to tell her son Ash that his beloved Pikachu is the sixth in a…
May 23, 2020 Man Only Watches Anime for the Food Man Only Watches Anime for the Food SYOSSET, N.Y. — Self-described otaku Eric Campbell admitted recently that he only watches anime for their delicious depictions of food, sources confirmed. “I can’t tell…
May 22, 2020 Quarantined Ken Burns Finally Has Enough Time to Get Around to Watching Ken Burns’ ‘The Civil War’ Quarantined Ken Burns Finally Has Enough Time to Get Around to Watching Ken Burns’ ‘The Civil War’ WALPOLE, N.H. — Finding himself with much more free time while social distancing, award-winning documentarian Ken Burns has finally found enough free time to watch…
May 21, 2020 HBO Execs Convinced to Release Snyder Cut After Realizing All Their Mothers’ Names Are Martha HBO Execs Convinced to Release Snyder Cut After Realizing All Their Mothers’ Names Are Martha BURBANK, Calif. — Top HBO executives became convinced to release the famous “Snyder Cut” of 2017’s Justice League after realizing at a recent board meeting…
May 20, 2020 Lonely Tony Hawk Swears He Landed a 20,000 Lonely Tony Hawk Swears He Landed a 20,000 ENCINITAS, Calif. — Professional skateboarder Tony Hawk has reportedly been telling friends and fans that he landed a “20,000,” a physically impossible trick where one…
May 18, 2020 Google Itching to Autofill “Death” as User Types in TV Show Character Name Google Itching to Autofill “Death” as User Types in TV Show Character Name MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — The Google algorithm was reportedly itching to autofill the word “death” as user Marianne Gibbs typed in the name of a…
May 18, 2020 Magicians Report Having Received No Benefit From Rise of Nerd Culture Magicians Report Having Received No Benefit From Rise of Nerd Culture NEW YORK — Following the mainstream popularity of nerd culture in the form of blockbuster movies and roleplaying games, magicians report absolutely no increase in…
