July 5, 2020 Gotham Rules Batman Can Only Break One Limb on a Guy Gotham Rules Batman Can Only Break One Limb on a Guy GOTHAM CITY — Gotham City has passed a controversial new bill that would restrict famed vigilante crime fighter Batman to only breaking a single limb…
July 4, 2020 AMC Theaters to Reopen Long Enough to Show Half of Tenet AMC Theaters to Reopen Long Enough to Show Half of Tenet KANSAS CITY, Mo. — AMC has announced a tentative plan to reopen most of its theaters nationwide long enough to screen the first half of…
July 3, 2020 Husband Critiques Accuracy of Wife’s Sexy Slave Leia Outfit to Orgasm Husband Critiques Accuracy of Wife’s Sexy Slave Leia Outfit to Orgasm DECATUR, Ga. — Local husband and self-described Star Wars aficionado Benny Butler critiqued a ‘sexy Slave Leia’ costume his wife, Erica Butler, had purchased to…
July 2, 2020 Artist Not Accepting Furry Commissions Must Be Absolutely Loaded Artist Not Accepting Furry Commissions Must Be Absolutely Loaded LOS ANGELES — Popular online artist Gabe Sell announced he is accepting commissions but specified he will not do furry art, leading many to speculate…
June 30, 2020 NBC Pulls 143 Episodes of Show for Glorifying White Supremacist Gang Activity NBC Pulls 143 Episodes of Show for Glorifying White Supremacist Gang Activity NEW YORK — Following the removal of episodes of 30 Rock, Community, and Scrubs episodes from streaming services for featuring characters in blackface, NBC Universal…
June 29, 2020 Man Trying to Binge All Star Trek Controversies Man Trying to Binge All Star Trek Controversies CARMEL, Ind. — Using the ample time that has been provided to him due to quarantine and work-from-home, local resident Derek Carter sat down to…
June 27, 2020 Fearful Rick Moranis Unable to Back Out of Contract That Allows Disney to Really Shrink Him Fearful Rick Moranis Unable to Back Out of Contract That Allows Disney to Really Shrink Him LOS ANGELES — In a twist that has put his return to movies into troubling context, beloved 80’s and 90’s film star Rick Moranis has…
June 23, 2020 Chinese Film Panders to Americans With Chase Sequence Through Downtown Branson, Missouri Chinese Film Panders to Americans With Chase Sequence Through Downtown Branson, Missouri SHANGHAI — One scene in the well-received Chinese film Guardians of the North is being called out for pandering to American audiences due to the…
June 22, 2020 The Avengers Furlough Hawkeye The Avengers Furlough Hawkeye ESOPUS, N.Y. — The Avengers announced today that they will be making furloughs in order to assist with the gradual reopening of the Avengers Initiative,…
