July 23, 2020 Zoom Cast Reunion of Geico’s ‘Cavemen’ Raises $17 for Charity Zoom Cast Reunion of Geico’s ‘Cavemen’ Raises $17 for Charity LOS ANGELES — The cast of ABC’s 2007 television show Cavemen reunited for a Zoom table read of an unaired episode raised $17 for the…
July 19, 2020 Fortnite Adds Kevin James’ Dance From Hitch Into Game Fortnite Adds Kevin James’ Dance From Hitch Into Game CARY, N.C. — Following the release of the viral TikTok Renegade dance as DLC content for their hit third person shooter Fortnite, Epic has announced…
July 18, 2020 GI Joe Tribunal Refuses Snow Job’s Request for Alias Change GI Joe Tribunal Refuses Snow Job’s Request for Alias Change WASHINGTON — An internal tribunal has reached a decision and will not grant GI Joe member Snow Job his requested change of alias to something…
July 18, 2020 Movie Trailer Editor Struggling to Create Menacing Rendition of ‘Mary Had a Little Lamb’ Movie Trailer Editor Struggling to Create Menacing Rendition of ‘Mary Had a Little Lamb’ HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — An editor tasked with creating a creepy horror movie trailer is having trouble figuring out how to make “Mary Had A Little…
July 11, 2020 Man Suffers Through 30 Minutes of Jazz Before Realizing He Just Likes Cowboy Bebop Man Suffers Through 30 Minutes of Jazz Before Realizing He Just Likes Cowboy Bebop LOS ANGELES — Local anime fan Jason Dominguez listened to nearly half an hour of a jazz album last Friday at a record store before…
July 9, 2020 Documentary About Rise and Fall of Quibi to Be About Ten Minutes Long Documentary About Rise and Fall of Quibi to Be About Ten Minutes Long LOS ANGELES — Losing Stream, a new documentary chronicling the rapid rise and fall of subscription streaming service Quibi, reportedly tells the entire story of…
July 8, 2020 Sleep Study Finds 40% Of People Produce Giant Inflating Snot Bubble During REM Cycle Sleep Study Finds 40% Of People Produce Giant Inflating Snot Bubble During REM Cycle SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — Noting a breakthrough in our understanding of human sleep behaviors, researchers at U.C. Santa Cruz have found about 40% of people…
July 8, 2020 New Sesame Street Episode Brought to You by the Letters ACAB New Sesame Street Episode Brought to You by the Letters ACAB NEW YORK — Breaking tradition with the usual format of having episodes sponsored by single letters, a bruised, exhausted-looking Big Bird announced to viewers that week’s…
July 6, 2020 Report: Power Rangers Receive 0 Hours of Training Before Being Given Lethal Megazord Report: Power Rangers Receive 0 Hours of Training Before Being Given Lethal Megazord ANGEL GROVE, Calif. — Despite receiving absolutely no training of any kind, the adolescent vigilante group “Power Rangers” were reportedly handed blasters and keys to…
