August 14, 2020 Privacy Advocates Warn “Shrek Yourself” App May Be Used To Collect Names and Faces of Americans Who Want to Look Like Shrek Privacy Advocates Warn “Shrek Yourself” App May Be Used To Collect Names and Faces of Americans Who Want to Look Like Shrek SAN FRANCISCO — Digital rights experts warned that Americans using a hot new phone app to make themselves resemble a popular computer generated ogre may…
August 10, 2020 $300 Editing Software Purchased to Make Simpsons Shitposts $300 Editing Software Purchased to Make Simpsons Shitposts NEW YORK — Aspiring comedian Archie Brewer reportedly spent upwards of $300 on high-end video editing software in a bid to become one of the…
August 5, 2020 Amazon Takes Shot at 37% Chance of Hit Amazon Takes Shot at 37% Chance of Hit SANTA MONICA, Calif. — After much deliberation, Amazon Studios has decided to pull the trigger on developing a show based on the best selling video…
August 4, 2020 New Version of Batman Screams Constantly to Navigate in the Dark New Version of Batman Screams Constantly to Navigate in the Dark BURBANK, Calif. — DC Comics has announced the newest iteration of Batman, who will navigate through the cold, dark streets of Gotham by screaming continuously.…
July 30, 2020 42-Year-Old Restaurant Manager Beginning to Realize This Is, In Fact, His Final Form 42-Year-Old Restaurant Manager Beginning to Realize This Is, In Fact, His Final Form BREA, Calif. — After a tense standoff with some customers around closing time, it became clear to local Olive Garden manager Darrell Klein that despite…
July 28, 2020 Upcoming Baby to Be Voiced by Troy Baker Upcoming Baby to Be Voiced by Troy Baker ELMONT, N.Y. — Award-winning voice actor Troy Baker will provide the voice work and motion capture performance for a highly-anticipated baby scheduled for birth this…
July 26, 2020 Disney Announces ‘Hawkeye’ Show Delayed Due to No One Wanting That Shit, Come On Now Disney Announces ‘Hawkeye’ Show Delayed Due to No One Wanting That Shit, Come On Now BURBANK, Calif. — Disney announced today that their Disney+ Hawkeye show has been delayed indefinitely due to issues of nobody really feeling that shit at…
July 26, 2020 Jeopardy! Resumes Tapings With One Contestant Per Episode Jeopardy! Resumes Tapings With One Contestant Per Episode LOS ANGELES — Filming resumed on Jeopardy! this week, featuring a modified production that emphasizes social distancing, temporarily cutting the number of contestants down to…
July 23, 2020 Man Expected to Remember What Happened in Comic Book He Read a Month Ago Man Expected to Remember What Happened in Comic Book He Read a Month Ago RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — Local comic book enthusiast Casey Little was frustrated and slightly offended that the writers of his favorite comic books expect him to…
