September 4, 2020 Lifelong Devilâs Advocate Promoted to Devilâs Communications Director Lifelong Devilâs Advocate Promoted to Devilâs Communications Director WASHINGTON â Griffin Miller, a career contrarian and lifelong advocate of The Devil, has been tapped as Communications Director for The Devilâs administration, a senior…
September 4, 2020 Sony Acquires Exclusive Rights to All Spiders and Men, Just to Be Safe Sony Acquires Exclusive Rights to All Spiders and Men, Just to Be Safe NEW YORK â Sony Entertainment has acquired exclusive rights to all depictions of arachnids and men in film, television, and video games, just in case…
September 1, 2020 Report: Shields May Be as Low as 30% Report: Shields May Be as Low as 30% THE GHOST NEBULA â While battling the warrior race, The Zardecks, experts on the Spaceship Baychimo, warn that the shipâs shields have dropped to 30%…
August 30, 2020 Superman Banishes General Zod to Tucker Carlson Guest Box Superman Banishes General Zod to Tucker Carlson Guest Box METROPOLIS â After a brutal and bloody battle through the downtown section of the city, Superman defeated the ruthless General Zod and vanquished him to…
August 29, 2020 Massive Data Breach Reveals Unused Character Model for Niles Crane in âCheersâ Source Code Massive Data Breach Reveals Unused Character Model for Niles Crane in âCheersâ Source Code BRUNSWICK, N.J. â Fans of the classic NBC sitcom Cheers rejoiced today as a massive data breach revealed that long-gestating rumors regarding a secret character hidden within…
August 24, 2020 Mario Lopez Appearance on Access Hollywood Unexpectedly Sabotaged by Wario Lopez Mario Lopez Appearance on Access Hollywood Unexpectedly Sabotaged by Wario Lopez LOS ANGELES â 2011 âFavorite TV Reality, Variety, or Comedy Personality or Actâ ALMA Award nominee Mario Lopez was once again foiled at the hands…
August 23, 2020 Tosh.0 Patched to Tosh.1 Tosh.0 Patched to Tosh.1 CULVER CITY, Calif. â Comedy Central announced in a press release this morning that their longrunning online video roundup show, Tosh.0, had finally been patched…
August 17, 2020 Boyfriend Knows Name of Actress From AT&T Commercial Boyfriend Knows Name of Actress From AT&T Commercial ST. LOUIS â Local boyfriend Evan Rowe revealed to his girlfriend, Kate Loar, that he knows the name of the actress from the AT&T commercial…
August 15, 2020 Gamer Spoilt for Choice Between Game She’s Tired Of and Podcast She Hates Gamer Spoilt for Choice Between Game She’s Tired Of and Podcast She Hates LOS ANGELES â Local gamer Patty Kemp reportedly had a difficult time deciding how to entertain herself yesterday evening, with exciting choices including playing a…
