September 15, 2020 New JK Rowling Novel Written Entirely in 4chan Greentext New JK Rowling Novel Written Entirely in 4chan Greentext LONDON — Best-selling author JK Rowling announced today that her new novel Troubled Blood will be published anonymously, written entirely in a greentext story on…
September 14, 2020 Experimental Book Features Unreliable Author Experimental Book Features Unreliable Author LONDON — Transgressive writer J.K Rowling has astonished audiences with her new book Troubled Blood, featuring herself as the story’s unreliable author. “It’s a fascinating…
September 14, 2020 JK Rowling Announces Personal Fantasy Novel JK Rowling Announces Personal Fantasy Novel LONDON — Harry Potter author JK Rowling has announced that her next novel, about a cisgender man who dresses as a woman in order to…
September 14, 2020 CBS Hires Young Aspiring Writer to Jiggle the Ethernet Cable When the WiFi Cuts Out CBS Hires Young Aspiring Writer to Jiggle the Ethernet Cable When the WiFi Cuts Out NEW YORK — CBS Studios has reportedly hired aspiring television writer Taylor Johnson, 28, to jiggle the ethernet cable or turn off the router whenever…
September 13, 2020 Disney Announces $50 Mushu Print-Out for Fans to Tape to Their TV While Watching Mulan Disney Announces $50 Mushu Print-Out for Fans to Tape to Their TV While Watching Mulan BURBANK, Calif. — Disney has announced a new $50 print-out of 1998 Mulan character Mushu available to Disney+ subscribers to scotch tape to their television…
September 12, 2020 Leaked Documents Show Trump Attempted to Hire Bugs Bunny to Saw Mexico Off From North America Leaked Documents Show Trump Attempted to Hire Bugs Bunny to Saw Mexico Off From North America WASHINGTON — Documents leaked by an anonymous whistleblower show that President Donald Trump attempted to hire Bugs Bunny for the purpose of sawing Mexico off…
September 11, 2020 4chan Users Create Petition for Marvel to Cast the First White Black Panther 4chan Users Create Petition for Marvel to Cast the First White Black Panther NEW YORK — Wasting no time following the untimely death of Chadwick Boseman to make the tragedy about themselves, frequent users of the controversial and…
September 7, 2020 Metacritic to Allow Users to Type in Exactly the Review Score They Want to See Metacritic to Allow Users to Type in Exactly the Review Score They Want to See SANTA MONICA, Calif. — As part of its latest anti-review bombing measures, review aggregator Metacritic replaced both its Metascore and User Score with a text…
September 6, 2020 Zack Snyder Launches OnlyHaters Account Zack Snyder Launches OnlyHaters Account LOS ANGELES — Polarizing filmmaker Zack Snyder has announced a new account on the OnlyHaters service, which allows devoted detractors of his to subscribe for…
