November 5, 2020 Ryan Reynolds Swears He Has No Memory of Holding Up Novelty T-Shirt in Facebook Ad Ryan Reynolds Swears He Has No Memory of Holding Up Novelty T-Shirt in Facebook Ad LOS ANGELES — Actor Ryan Renolds was reportedly worried about his mental health when he came across a photo of him on social media holding…
November 1, 2020 Group of Lifelong Friends Ruins Franchise by Adding Child Character Group of Lifelong Friends Ruins Franchise by Adding Child Character NEW YORK — A group of lifelong friends prepared to have their dynamic changed this week as the announcement was made that a baby would…
October 30, 2020 Dune Movie Delayed so Denis Villeneuve Can Finish Reading Book Dune Movie Delayed so Denis Villeneuve Can Finish Reading Book LOS ANGELES — Sources have revealed that the most recent delay of the upcoming Dune adaptation was not related to Covid-inspired box office doubts, but…
October 28, 2020 Anonymous ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Contractor Reveals Intense Crunch Culture Made Him Say “Whoa” Anonymous ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Contractor Reveals Intense Crunch Culture Made Him Say “Whoa” LOS ANGELES — An anonymous whistleblower working on Cyberpunk 2077 with CD Projekt Red has revealed a pattern of intense and abusive crunch culture that…
October 27, 2020 Pirate Bay Salvages What It Can From Wreck of Quibi Pirate Bay Salvages What It Can From Wreck of Quibi LOS ANGELES — Members of The Pirate Bay took to the cyber seas to salvage the wreckage of disgraced short-form video streaming service Quibi. “We…
October 25, 2020 Guy Considering Making Dragon Ball Z His Whole Thing Guy Considering Making Dragon Ball Z His Whole Thing FORT COLLINS, Colo. — A local guy looking to mix things up has reportedly considered making Dragon Ball Z like his whole thing. “I think…
October 20, 2020 Writer Struck With Inspiration Furiously Writes Down ‘Superman But Evil’ Writer Struck With Inspiration Furiously Writes Down ‘Superman But Evil’ ATLANTA — Writer James Mann was reportedly scribbling down ideas in a moleskine notebook after being suddenly struck with the idea of “Superman if he…
October 16, 2020 Scientists Warn Die Hard Simpsons Fans Could Only Like One Season By 2024 Scientists Warn Die Hard Simpsons Fans Could Only Like One Season By 2024 AMSTERDAM — Leading climate scientists have made a startling announcement, alleging that passionate fan enthusiasm for The Simpsons could dwindle to just one season by…
October 10, 2020 Kids With Two Living Parents Demand Representation in Disney Films Kids With Two Living Parents Demand Representation in Disney Films BURBANK, Cali. — A protest was held outside Disney headquarters earlier this week by the organization Kids of Two Loving Parents (KoTLP) demanding that the…
