Entertainment

Disney to Put Jon Favreau in the Vault for While

BURBANK, Calif. — Following the success of his entries into the Marvel, Disney, and Star Wars universes, Disney has announced…

4 years ago

Opinion: These Good Good McEl-Boys Have Infected My Word Brain and It Suuuuuuucks

Helloooooo, and welcome to My Article, My Article, and Me, an op-ed column for the mod-ren era. I’m your Hard…

4 years ago

MCU Stars Unite to Defend That Song Jeremy Renner Put Out Last Year

LOS ANGELES — A few weeks after uniting to defend costar Chris Pratt’s controversial religious and political affiliations, the stars…

4 years ago

Oprah Announces Newest Book Club Entry, ‘101 Fortnite Tips & Tricks’

CHICAGO — Oprah Winfrey shocked the gaming and literary worlds today by announcing that the newest entry in her long…

4 years ago

Anime Hero Assures Dentist He’ll Stop Carrying Sword in Mouth

THE GRAND LINE — Legendary swordsman and anime hero Roronoa Zoro is on the search for a new fighting style…

4 years ago

Edgar Allan Poe-Themed Fighting Game Locks Fortunato Behind Paywall

BALTIMORE — An upcoming brawler featuring Edgar Allan Poe characters will launch with the iconic “Cask of Amontillado” wine taster…

4 years ago

LEGO Customer Service Rep Knows This Call Not About “Son’s” Toy

ANAHEIM, Calif. — LEGO customer service representative Janice Kirkland was well aware that caller and middle-aged man Mike Doherty was…

4 years ago

Wrong Game Show Host Dies

LOS ANGELES — A heartbroken nation looked on with remorse this afternoon as reports tragically confirmed that the wrong game…

4 years ago

Loving Couple Looking to Adopt New TV Show

ANCHORAGE, Ala. — Local couple Alice and Mark Holland are reportedly looking to adopt a new television, bringing it into…

4 years ago