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Kumail Nanjiani Accidentally Crushes Fifth PS5 Controller This Week

LOS ANGELES — Kumail Nanjiani has accidentally shattered a DualSense controller into a thousand pieces for the fifth time this…

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Whistleblower in Hiding After Revealing Cap’n Crunch ‘Oops! All Berries’ Was Planned From the Start

HAVANA — An anonymous whistleblower is now in hiding after leaking classified information to the public, revealing that the “Oops!…

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When Asked What Han Solo’s Favorite Color Is, Harrison Ford Says “I Wish George Lucas Would Die”

Whoa!! We have huge news for Star Wars fans because Han Solo actor Harrison Ford did a TELL-ALL interview with…

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Tony Stark Steps Down as Avenger After Name Found in Epstein Flight Logs

NEW YORK —  Tony Stark, the tech mogul and hero behind the guise of Iron Man, has reportedly stepped down…

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Elon Musk Unveils New Single Person Hyperloop

AMIGARA — In a press conference today, Boring Company founder Elon Musk unveiled the latest redesign of his Hyperloop transportation…

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Newly Released Lori Laughlin Immediately Begins Planning Biggest College Admission Scam Yet

DUBLIN, Calif. — After being released following a two month stint for illegally securing the college admission of her daughters…

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J.J. Abrams-Directed Episode of Mandalorian Reveals Wait No His Name Actually Is Baby Yoda

SAN FRANCISCO — The J.J. Abrams helmed season finale of The Mandaorian has revealed that the name of the adorable…

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Development Hell: 12 Years After Trailer, Still No Word When IGN’s ‘Legend of Zelda’ Live Action Movie Will Release

SAN FRANCISCO — After years of mis-management and a revolving door of directors and producers, IGN’s much-anticipated live-action film adaptation…

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Games Award Presenter Christopher Nolan Urges People to Play Games in Theaters on the Big Screen

LOS ANGELES — Presenter Christopher Nolan delivered an ad libbed plea to the audience at tonight’s Game Awards to play…

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