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Teens Caught Dry Humping in Jurassic Park Arcade Machine Invisible to Mom as Long as They Don’t Move

SEATTLE — Two sexually adventurous teenagers were reportedly trapped in the Jurassic Park arcade machine they’d been fooling around in…

7 years ago

South Park TV Show Skewers South Park Video Game for Being Liberal Pussies

LOS ANGELES — The upcoming South Park role playing game called South Park: The Fractured but Whole, which introduces a…

7 years ago

God Punishes GameStop Employees for Building Funko Pop Tower Too High

STROUDSBURG, Penn. — Heavenly father of all creation God recently rained His anger down upon a group of arrogant GameStop…

7 years ago

Madden 2018 to Feature Stats of Star Defense Lawyers

NEW YORK — EA Sports announced today that the 2018 version of their popular Madden NFL franchise will now include…

7 years ago

Unknown Filmmaker Jordy Flucas Hired to Direct Star Wars: Episode IX

BURBANK, Calif. — Disney shocked both fans and critics today by announcing that unknown filmmaker Jordy Flucas will the fill the…

7 years ago

PlayerUnknown Joins 25th Season of Dancing with the Stars

LOS ANGELES — Popular video game modder Brendan “PlayerUnknown” Greene announced that he will join the 25th season of ABC’s…

7 years ago

Player Stirs Controversy by Refusing to Stand During Madden’s Loading Screen

MADISON, Wis. — Local Twitch streamer Todd McCabe has caused an uproar by refusing to stand during the Madden 18 loading…

7 years ago

All Female ‘Lord of the Flies’ Remake Somehow Still Fails Bechdel Test

LOS ANGELES — A leaked script of the just announced The Lord Of The Flies reboot revealed that, despite starring…

7 years ago

Disney Announces Young Aunt Beru Spinoff Film

BURBANK, Calif. — Disney shocked fans today by announcing that it is working on a new entry in the Star…

7 years ago