Entertainment

Valve Hires George R.R. Martin to Begin Writing Half-Life 3

SANTE FE, N.M. — A Song of Fire and Ice writer George R.R. Martin was hired by Valve today to…

7 years ago

Get Excited, ‘Rick & Morty’ Fans: Honda to Re-Release Beth’s 2009 Honda Civic

LOS ANGELES — Honda agreed to a limited re-release of character Beth Smith’s 2009 Honda Civic as seen in episode…

7 years ago

Peter Jackson Signs on for Three Picture Deal About Shadow of War’s First Ten Minutes

LOS ANGELES — WB Games announced today that their newest game, Middle Earth: Shadow of War, is being adapted into…

7 years ago

Haunted GameStop Found to be Built Atop Ancient Atari E.T. Game Burial Grounds

ALAMOGORDO, N.M. — A recently opened GameStop experiencing a rash of paranormal phenomena was discovered to be built atop the…

7 years ago

Batman Movie Killed on Way to Theatre

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — The Batman, the long delayed standalone Batman film starring Ben Affleck was killed on its way to…

7 years ago

Man in Line for Blade Runner 2049 Already Prefers Director’s Cut

DENVER — Self-proclaimed film buff Logan Dwyer announced that the theatrical release of Blade Runner 2049 is inferior to the…

7 years ago

Confused Trump Supporter Winds Up at Manga Convention

SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — 57-year-old Trump supporter Greg Washburn found himself in unfamiliar territory last weekend, when he mistook a flyer…

7 years ago

I Didn’t Get Megatron ‘Toy’ Stuck up My Ass, I Got a Megatron Action Figure Stuck up My Ass

  An Open Letter to My Doctor: I really can’t thank you enough for seeing me today doctor, and I…

7 years ago

QUIZ: Are You Smart Enough to Enjoy the Subtle Intricacies in Rick and Morty, Like Me?

Rick and Morty is one of the most popular shows on television right now, which is surprising because I am…

7 years ago