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Pre-Order “The Last Jedi” Tickets to Unlock Luke Skywalker in the Film for Free

LOS ANGELES — Disney announced today that all Star Wars: The Last Jedi ticket pre-orders will automatically unlock Luke Skywalker…

7 years ago

“Avengers: Infinity War” Trailer Inexplicably Earns $180 Million Opening Weekend

LOS ANGELES — The Marvel Cinematic Universe shattered even more box office records and expectations this week after the first…

7 years ago

Here’s All the Evidence for the “Stranger Things” Fan Theory That The Show Takes Place in the 1980s

“Stranger Things” just got picked up for a third season, and it's easy to see why. The awesome Netflix series…

7 years ago

Government Acquires IMDb to Replace Online National Sex Offender Registry

WASHINGTON — The U.S. Department of Justice announced today it would acquire the popular entertainment database IMDb.com in order to…

7 years ago

Friend to Spend Next Four Months Telling You How Insufferable Ready Player One Is

LANSING, Mich. — Chuck Cottington, a friend you haven’t liked in years, has made it clear that he will be…

7 years ago

Lawyers Serve Copyright Notices to Cosplayers at Comic Con

Each year, thousands of criminals gather at New York Comic Con to steal the likenesses of characters they do not…

7 years ago

Man at Comic-Con Panel Would Like to Ask Few Quick Follow-up Statements

KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Today at the Kalamazoo Comic Con, Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan Gregg Monson was prevented from asking…

7 years ago

“Why Would Anyone Live in Gotham?” Asks Guy in Country With Weekly Mass Shootings

BOULDER, Colo. — UC Boulder sophomore Eric Katowski inquired to a friend during a walk after a viewing of The…

7 years ago

Star Wars Themed Wedding Not Following Canon

SCARSDALE, N.Y. — Guests in attendance at Dan and Beth Miller’s Star Wars themed wedding were outraged to find it…

7 years ago