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Hayao Miyazaki Hospitalized After Son Announces New 4D Smell-O-Vision FilmHayao Miyazaki Hospitalized After Son Announces New 4D Smell-O-Vision Film

Hayao Miyazaki Hospitalized After Son Announces New 4D Smell-O-Vision Film

TOKYO — Legendary filmmaker Hayao Miyazaki has been hospitalized as a result of his son Gorō Miyazaki announcing that his…

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Innovative Star Wars Actress Becomes Hated for Something Other Than Being a WomanInnovative Star Wars Actress Becomes Hated for Something Other Than Being a Woman

Innovative Star Wars Actress Becomes Hated for Something Other Than Being Woman

LOS ANGELES — The Mandalorian’s Gina Carano has broken new ground for Star Wars by becoming the first actress in…

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Taco Bell Announces Just a Big Plastic Cup of Orange GoopTaco Bell Announces Just a Big Plastic Cup of Orange Goop

Taco Bell Announces Just Big Plastic Cup of Orange Goop

NEW YORK — A flustered public relations representative from Taco Bell called a televised press conference this morning to discuss…

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Guy Afraid to Tell Coworkers His Salary Because He’s Paid in Trident Layers GumGuy Afraid to Tell Coworkers His Salary Because He’s Paid in Trident Layers Gum

Guy Afraid to Tell Coworkers His Salary Because He’s Paid in Trident Layers Gum

BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local accountant Owen Yates is reportedly afraid to reveal his salary to his coworkers because of the…

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Scott Pilgrim Game Re-Release Includes Disclaimer Screen Acknowledging That Scott Is a Pretty Bad BoyfriendScott Pilgrim Game Re-Release Includes Disclaimer Screen Acknowledging That Scott Is a Pretty Bad Boyfriend

Scott Pilgrim Game Re-Release Includes Disclaimer Screen Acknowledging That Scott Is Pretty Bad Boyfriend

TORONTO — Fans of the long-inaccessible retro beat ‘em up Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game were pleasantly surprised…

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CDC Urges Americans to Acquire New Skills and Outfits for When Time Skip EndsCDC Urges Americans to Acquire New Skills and Outfits for When Time Skip Ends

CDC Urges Americans to Acquire New Skills and Outfits for When Time Skip Ends

ATLANTA — In an attempt to help Americans better understand and adjust to the COVID-19 pandemic, the Center for Disease…

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Sony and Criterion Announce Team Up to Release Entire Collection on PSP UMDsSony and Criterion Announce Team Up to Release Entire Collection on PSP UMDs

Sony and Criterion Announce Team Up to Release Entire Collection on PSP UMDs

NEW YORK — In a special broadcast from the Criterion Closet, Sony Interactive Entertainment CEO and President Jim Ryan announced…

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Oh No: They Removed Donald Trump From Home Alone 2 But Accidentally Replaced Him With Pol PotOh No: They Removed Donald Trump From Home Alone 2 But Accidentally Replaced Him With Pol Pot

Oh No: They Removed Donald Trump From Home Alone 2 But Accidentally Replaced Him With Pol Pot

Alright so we have some very good news and some very bad news. Let’s just… let’s start with the good…

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Nation Sets Aside Differences to Agree on Timothy OlyphantNation Sets Aside Differences to Agree on Timothy Olyphant

Nation Sets Aside Differences to Agree on Timothy Olyphant

WASHINGTON — A nation on the brink of collapse took a few moments today to universally agree that Timothy Olyphant…

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