Entertainment

Hayao Miyazaki Hospitalized After Son Announces New 4D Smell-O-Vision Film

TOKYO — Legendary filmmaker Hayao Miyazaki has been hospitalized as a result of his son Gorō Miyazaki announcing that his…

4 years ago

Innovative Star Wars Actress Becomes Hated for Something Other Than Being Woman

LOS ANGELES — The Mandalorian’s Gina Carano has broken new ground for Star Wars by becoming the first actress in…

4 years ago

Taco Bell Announces Just Big Plastic Cup of Orange Goop

NEW YORK — A flustered public relations representative from Taco Bell called a televised press conference this morning to discuss…

4 years ago

Guy Afraid to Tell Coworkers His Salary Because He’s Paid in Trident Layers Gum

BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local accountant Owen Yates is reportedly afraid to reveal his salary to his coworkers because of the…

4 years ago

Scott Pilgrim Game Re-Release Includes Disclaimer Screen Acknowledging That Scott Is Pretty Bad Boyfriend

TORONTO — Fans of the long-inaccessible retro beat ‘em up Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game were pleasantly surprised…

4 years ago

CDC Urges Americans to Acquire New Skills and Outfits for When Time Skip Ends

ATLANTA — In an attempt to help Americans better understand and adjust to the COVID-19 pandemic, the Center for Disease…

4 years ago

Sony and Criterion Announce Team Up to Release Entire Collection on PSP UMDs

NEW YORK — In a special broadcast from the Criterion Closet, Sony Interactive Entertainment CEO and President Jim Ryan announced…

4 years ago

Oh No: They Removed Donald Trump From Home Alone 2 But Accidentally Replaced Him With Pol Pot

Alright so we have some very good news and some very bad news. Let’s just… let’s start with the good…

4 years ago

Nation Sets Aside Differences to Agree on Timothy Olyphant

WASHINGTON — A nation on the brink of collapse took a few moments today to universally agree that Timothy Olyphant…

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